If my lawyer doesn't wield a baseball bat in their TV commercial, I won't be retaining their services.
Well, they just got their asses on the Project 2025 subversive kill list. Don't they know Trump hasn't even been convicted?!
It's definitely not because it would cut into Trump's votes. No way. Absolutely not.
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Mine’s fifteen minutes.
Why no Craig Kilborn? Douchebros need a voice too.
Abbott is about one country song away from being an insurrectionist. I'm sure @Steal Your Face will he along to defend this stalwart defender of...
Excitable Boys
No worries for Republicans, then.
Yeah, fucking alien bones.
Seems like he's hopping between universes, a la "Parallels." That's always a bitch.
Trump and his base (hi, @Steal Your Face) are going to paint any judge who doesn't bend their knee to His Majesty as wacky and biased. There's...
Well, that's that. President Trump, denied due process under the law! Is there any depth to which these activist judges will not sink? When will...
I deserve that.
Jesus, I know America is the devil and all, but has any independent government of Cuba been anything but the worst?
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