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Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by oldfella1962, Aug 29, 2011.

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  1. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    DOCTOR!

    GO SEE ONE!

    NOW!
     
    Sean the Puritan, Sep 13, 2011
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Dear oldfella1962,

    You are hereby ordered, by apostle83, to go see a doctor. Failure to do so will result in death from within. :|
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 13, 2011
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So, I'll start going through the smiley menu shall I?
     
    Diacanu, Sep 13, 2011
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    oldfella1962-2011

    :suck:

    Snatched from us too soon.
    :no:
     
    Diacanu, Sep 13, 2011
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  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    A small taint on him, and he was snatched from us. :(
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 14, 2011
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  6. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    How recent?

    Any more than a month and you need another one since you have symptoms.

    Now stop making excuses and get your ass to the doctor's.

    Don't forget to wash it first, though. ;) :D
     
    Tamar Garish, Sep 14, 2011
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Bump.
    :bailey:
     
    Diacanu, Sep 19, 2011
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  8. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Well he's still alive so I guess he cleared out his ass. :shrug:
     
    Zombie, Sep 19, 2011
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  9. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I don't even care when he posts about his health problems anymore.

    Remember that time he needed an MRI and took 8 years to get it, despite us all telling him to get it? There is nothing more frustrating than someone asking for advice, and then saying "Screw you" by ignoring it.
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 19, 2011
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    I think he's to busy running topics about black people.
     
    Zombie, Sep 19, 2011
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  11. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    I don't know if you realize this but THE MAJORITY OF YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS IN YOUR CLOGGED-UP INTESTINES, YOU BLABBERING IDIOT.

    You're probably killing yourself. We kinda care.
     
    Talkahuano, Sep 20, 2011
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  12. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Everyone should post in this thread whenever they poop.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Sep 20, 2011
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Post.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Sep 20, 2011
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  14. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Post :P
     
    Talkahuano, Sep 20, 2011
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  15. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  16. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Post. Post.
     
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  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Post. Post. Post.
     
    shootER, Sep 20, 2011
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  18. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Calm down! My pooping problems are clearing up. Sadly, it's on the way to work, but I'm not complaining.

    Also my back problem (bad dead-lift) is zipping along too. I'm about 90 percent healed.

    As for the MRI my psychiatrist (he is a Jew you know) continues to monitor me and unless he deems it necessary, I won't worry about it.

    Trust me I may be a bit slow to act, but I do eventually seek medical help but I don't rush into it.
     
    oldfella1962, Sep 20, 2011
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  20. darthsikle

    darthsikle I love Tamar!!!

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    Lots of water.

    Also, use triple strength gold bond powder on your rear.
     
    darthsikle, Sep 21, 2011
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  21. Mullet Man

    Mullet Man Banned

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    I just took the sweetest dump ever.
     
    Mullet Man, Sep 21, 2011
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  22. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    My toilet just blew up from my dump. It's gonna get worse today. :(
     
    Captain J, Sep 21, 2011
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  23. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Last night before bed, I ate an entire Red Baron pepperoni pizza and chased it with a pint of Guinness Extra Stout.

    :elflat:
     
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2011
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  24. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I just had my annual 6:20 dump. It was lovely.
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 21, 2011
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  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Too bad your daily commute begins at 6:19. :P:
     
    oldfella1962, Sep 21, 2011
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  26. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Lot's of people shitting up this thread. Keep it going y'all.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Sep 21, 2011
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  27. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I'm about to have my 0705 dump.
     
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 22, 2011
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  28. Mullet Man

    Mullet Man Banned

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    Just had one around 8:55. It got some comments from the office!
     
    Mullet Man, Sep 22, 2011
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  29. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Local, or headquarters main office three states away? :salute:
     
    oldfella1962, Sep 22, 2011
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  30. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Actualliy I had a great "no notice" epic BM. I mean the type where you don't think there's a chance in hell it will happen today. And then, mid-morning it hits you so fast + hard you barely make it from your office to the rest-room. :lovelovelove:
     
    oldfella1962, Sep 22, 2011
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