Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    ^But Dayton doesn't work hard.
     
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    From the want to be President.

     
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Dayton is not a real man by any meaningful definition.

    Medical science may declare him to be a man, but it makes no difference.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Jun 2, 2016
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    It is not up to the offended to decide what they find offensive. :yes:
     
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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton, on facts.

     
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  6. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    On Star Trek casting.

     
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    More on Star Trek casting.

     
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  8. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    For daring to suggest in a Media Central Star Trek thread that the crew of the Enterprise reflected Roddenberry's idea of a Starship Earth.

    Christian values ladies and gentlemen.
     
    El Chup, Jun 9, 2016
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Of Dayton's trite, overused expressions this may be the most tiresome.

    By any reasonable measure.
     
    shootER, Jun 9, 2016
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  10. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    IIRC it's not the one he uses most "Cameraman". But then I have no need to defend superior Christians and cast pearls before swine. :bailey:
     
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Dayton the "history teacher."
    Sorry, but you asked for it.
     
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    "History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte.

    He's not wrong there.
     
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    On treaty obligations:
     
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  15. Steal Your Face

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    The logic behind that is outstanding! I can't believe that has never been posted before.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm not getting it. Could you explain with cake, or possibly pie?
     
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'm not sure where it falls on the scale of truly natural acts, like eating, sexing, and sleeping, but perhaps Dayton can enlighten us.
     
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  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    When God designed the universe, clearly this was a top priority.:yes:
     
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Dayton projectile vomits words onto a screen without giving them much thought. It seems to come to him naturally.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Jun 14, 2016
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Most Americans probably have a better chance of firing a gun than having sex on the average.
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Jun 14, 2016
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    ftfy
     
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    This is going to quotes! :lol:
     
    Shirogayne, Jun 14, 2016
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  24. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Sex is cheaper.
     
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    :yes: Bullets are expensive. Cum is free.
     
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Both should be directed at Dayton's face.
     
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Never getting an erection again. Thanks.:brood:
     
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That one was a doozy. This is a teacher. No wonder his class is dumb as horse shit on a cracker.
     
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I think you'll enjoy it a great deal if it ever happens...
     
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Your life must be horrible. :(
     
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