Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Grammour Boy, Nov 12, 2006.
Will you dance with my two great DANES?
My ELAND likes to tango.
So does my GLAND.
CLANG!
Think I'll take a swim in the CANAL...
....or how about in the NASAL passages of the giant alien?
After I've SLAIN the giant alien I'll swim up his nose, looking for gold.
I draw the line at ANALS with the dead giant alien.
No tossing SALAD on the dead giant alien, eh?
I'm not signing any DEALS on that...
You would never be able to predict what would SLIDE out of that orifice.
I'd need a couple of 'LUDES before I'd wanna even think about it.
Maybe one of the DUALS floating around is an alien in disguise.
SCALD him with boiling water, IMHO.
On the SCALP would be most painful IMO.
Make sure to say a PSALM before you bury him.
But also make sure you get a couple of SLAPS in.
A momentary LAPSE of judgement will land your slap-happy ass in jail. Or so I've heard.
I'll just have to smuggle in a LASER and organise a prison break.
Or run down the AISLE and knock out all the guards with mad ninja skills.
The artist had a nervous breakdown when her EASEL broke. That may be wrong...
At LEAST she gave me all her paints when she retired.
Did you enjoy a FEAST with her when she retired?
Or a TASTE of her when she retired?
Hmmm, I'm not sure a retired teacher would be very TASTY.
Hopefully she doesn't have a YEAST infection.
Definitely, I'm hoping she would be a TEASE though.
She might be TENSE.
Hopefully I'd be able to SENSE that.
[action=Mrs. Albert]gets on her KNEES in front of sunshine. [/action]
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