Which one of us is the terrorist?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Order2Chaos, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    With the recent announcement that the terrorist watch list has been expanded to 775,000 people, it got me thinking: that means 1 out of every 387 Americans *could be a terrorist* :soma:

    And then... there's probably more than 387 Americans on this board! Which means its a virtual certainty that one of us... *could be a terrorist*!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!! :soma:

    So, who is it? :diacanu:
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Unless one of us is a 6 month old baby, 100 years old, or already dead, I doubt any of us are on the watchlist. ;)
  3. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Faceman is likely on everybody's watch list.

    K1A, on the other hand, is probably going to be Bush's next attorney general after the guy being nominated now quits or is forced to resign. :lol:
  4. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Henryhill and Aurora.

    Dayton's too patriotic.

    Basically, anybody who criticised Bush.
  5. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Oh, I'd appreciate a link please.
  6. Lt. Mewa

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    Here's a hint....:tasvir:
  7. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I'm guessing the answer is, like everything else, 'teh Baba'. The FBI's probably got surveillance going right now.
  8. RickDeckard

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    Americans, dumbass.
  9. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    D'ur!!!:ramen:
  10. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    That would be me. But please don't spread the news around. It's supposed to be a secret.

  11. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    I'm sure I'm on it. I've publicly been against the war since 2002 and have been active in an organization with alleged terrorist sympathies — the Democratic Party.
  12. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    You do realize that very few people on the watchlist are actually Americans....
  13. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt.

    I bet next you'll be telling me there's no domestic surveillance of Americans without cause, either.

    Is it uncomfortable to sleep in that bubble of yours? I'd think the echoes would make me crazy.
  14. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    :whacko:

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-10-23-Watchlist_N.htm

  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It has to be me. I'm a Confederate, have 8 pounds of black powder, and a Verizon Wireless phone.
  16. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    So we got teh baba, garamet & Techman then...?


    (Or maybe Lethe..he's kinda undead...)
  17. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Well, it can't be O2C.

    He never makes any of the lists. :)
  18. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Packard. Ban him before it's too late.
  19. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Yes, but we're unofficially allied with America at the moment. Our contract keeps us from swarming and taking over until either Ron Paul or Hillary Clinton get into the White House, and in exchange the US does nothing when we take Venezuala.