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Discussion in 'The Help Desk' started by Lt. Mewa, Oct 23, 2007.

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  1. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    What's up with that? :zod:
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  2. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    no shit.

    FIX IT! :mob:
    phantomofthenet, Oct 23, 2007
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  3. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :mob: Run, Forrest, run!! :mob:
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  4. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Its been on and off bad for a few days...
    Dan Leach, Oct 23, 2007
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  5. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    But it's not genetic!!
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  7. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    Looks like it needs some maintenance. Forum/member pruning —and maybe a database back up and reinstall. Which is a real PITA, the latter at least.

    Or the server is fucked and hitting the bandwidth limits...which means more cash each month (unless Elwood has his own co-located server).

    Or maybe the PHP fairy just hates y'all.:P

    I'm sure Elwood and the rest of the management team have a handle on it.
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 23, 2007
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  8. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    I understand there are iissues, although not being remotely techie I'm not going to describe them in case I get it totally wrong.
    That notwithstanding, to the Help Desk, technical thread!
    Linda R., Oct 23, 2007
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  9. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    Man, I knew we should have sworn like a sailor and/or Hillary Clinton.:lol:

    This could have been way more fun in the RR.
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 23, 2007
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  10. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    As far as i know we are on a public server, so that would eman we are sharing it with many other websites. It could be a lot more down to their activity than our own. I doubt this webforum creates enough traffic to slow down even a server from the mid 1980's :P
    Dan Leach, Oct 23, 2007
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  11. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Noticed this.
    Marso, Oct 23, 2007
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  12. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    You're probably right...it's more likely either a maintenance issue or the server itself has someone else not playing well with others.
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 23, 2007
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  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I blame baba and/or packard.

    Ban them both, just to be safe.
    The Original Faceman, Oct 23, 2007
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  14. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    what on earth is wrong....
    Dan Leach, Oct 25, 2007
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    phantomofthenet, Oct 25, 2007
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  16. Sherlock Holmes

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    Someone kick the hamster, I think it fell off the wheel again.
    Sherlock Holmes, Oct 25, 2007
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