How you can tell if YOU are gay.

Cause girls love the 'Serial Killer/Crack Den/Found On The Curb Outside The Incontinent Dog Clinic In The Rain' chic look.

Yes, because God forbid you have an apartment that a girl might actually want to be in, feels comfortable in, with furniture she may actually want to sit on. What heterosexual man would want girls in his apartment?

A married one.

It's not thaaaat bad....though the tv room couch is kinda stinky.

EwwAyy is slipping.

He didn't mention anything about this:

Billy Jean King agrees!

You might be gay if another man has ever told you: "Your beard stubble tickles my nutsack."

Your username is "actormike".

You sure you don't mean "god forbid a man not give the impression he's got some gold to dig."?

Obviously you were unaware that the fastest way to a woman's heart is thru your wallet.

Perhaps UA should make one of those charts that shows relative gayness so that people can know where they fit

<Carlos Mencia>
If you think you might be gay, then you're gay!

If you think you might be gay, then you're gay!

</Carlos Mencia>

If you are a guy and somebody asks you "What is the best Madonna album?" and you actually have an opinion on the matter.

If your answer is anything but "I don't listen to Madonna." and especially if it's "Oh, I like her early work." YOU ARE GAY.

Hey, that's not fair. New Yorkers love her early work and she used to hang in the Sound Factory before she got famous. So I can kinda say that I used to hang out with her.

But I swear I never vogued.

Hey, look Mewa, we all still accept you no matter what...

Why am I not surprised that UA thinks Carlos Mencia is funny?

Because the last of your capacity to be surprised was long since drained out of you through your sand-papery little mangina, along with your soul and anything resembling a work ethic.

Perhaps, but at least I don't think Carlos Mencia is funny.

This is one of the few times Actormike is right.

Bulldog agrees: Is that your brand?

4 years man.. 4 years I've been hitting on the head about it...

You may disagree, but years of experience on my end has proven me right. Take a girl who doesn't have a lot of cash on a weekend getaway to Disney World for the Food and Wine festival, put her up in the executive suite at the Altamonte Hilton, treat her to a $300 dinner, plus a bottle of champagne, and then spend the evening relaxing in the hotel's hot tub, and see what that'll get a guy.

It's a bit crass, but sadly true.

...and in my experience, it's usually the attention rather than the material things.

I had something snappy to say in this thread, but it was a long day at work and then the commute home was a bear, so I poured myself a nice white wine, drew a bubble bath, lit some candles, and put on my "Best of Celine Dion" CD to unwind and...what were we talking about?

How can I tell if I'm gay?

"Having a cock deep in my ass gives me a leaking boner."

How's that?

A rare occurance that only happens evey four hundred years, we should be proud to have seen it in our lifetimes.

And if Uncle Albert thinks your gay, it's probably because he doesn't like you.

You...have a much more optimistic outlook than me, then.

Or maybe it's because I like you a WHOLE LOT.

OhmiGod.

WE NEED TO GET ALBERT A QUEER MAKEOVER!





OK. That said, I got this shirt a few months ago. I love it. It fits really well and has a really athletic cut to it. The shirt actually makes all my other shirts look baggy and sloppy by comparison. Well a couple weeks ago I realized that this was because the material in the new shirt was slightly elastic...looking at the tag, it's 97% cotton, 3% spandex. BRILLIANT!

So what I wanna know is why more dress shirts don't have spandex in them. Because even if you get a 100% cotton broadcloth shirt meticulously tailored, it's still not going to fit the way this shirt with spandex does. And you'll have problems if you have a big meal or something.

So where can I get nice dress shirts with spandex in them (preferably with French cuffs)?

...

I can't believe I stayed away from this thread for so long.