Say Something About The Person Below You!

I bet you'd like to see it.

The person below me also has a picture of me buck nekkid on a bearskin rug...but it's not a baby picture.

(from inside bathroom) Just need another minute.

(a minute later)

The person below me thinks denial is a river in Egypt.

No, I liked Geography.

The next person is into S&M.

The next person has plans for this weekend already.

Nope.

The next person below me has a shed full of failed macrame things.

That's pronouced macabre... oh, what?

The person below me feels bad for lost dogs and cats.

True! I do! I want to provide loving homes for them all!

The person below me has a superiority complex.

Why shouldn't I think highly of myself?

The person below me puts cheeze wiz on all of their sandwiches.

No, but I've taken a whiz on someone else's sandwich.

The person below me masturbates to sexy billboards on the highway.

Nah.

The person below me likes to get freaky with bubble wrap.

Now that you mention it that sounds quite intriguing...

The person below me has an entire set of collector's series cups from a fast food restaurant.

*Proceeds to shipping supplies area...

yes...


The next person still collects action figures.

Nope--I'm not a college student anymore...

The next person thinks a "fluffer" is a person who adjusts pillows in hotel rooms.

Well yah, I mean, what else is there to fluff?

The person below me has been a fluffer.

False, but I was a pecker checker for the Army

The person posting after me hasn't had real sex with another human in over 5 years.

*counts back* Weeell... sorta.

The person below me has an empty pizza box within 30 feet of them.

Wrong - tonight we had fish and chips.

Then person below me is a babe!

Oh, you.

The person below me enjoys the smell of feet.

Especially when they're funky!

The person below me wear a shoe size bigger than 12!

12 1/2.

The person below me will bow before the might of my dual-wielded Masamunes.

False! Never!

The person below me doesn't wear any underwear.

Equally false.

The person below me remembers when Phil Collins had hair. >>

True!
The person below me has chores to do this weekend.

Always!


The person below me is somewhere currently COLD!

True.

It isn't as cold today as it has been in the last few days, but a rainstorm is rolling through Arizona now. Very unusual for this time of year. Snow level is down to 6500 feet.

The person below is too lazy to have breakfast this morning.

ALWAYS TRUE! I am queen lazy!


The person below me still likes coloring books!

I bought one that's all Renoir paintings...I get to replicate the classics! YAY!

The person below me has never been to the World's Largest Button Museum.

True, but I have been to a peppermint museum, a towel museum, and Munich's museum on small museums.

The person below owns a watch they have never worn.

Yep; it was too small when it was new.

The person below me is NOT in Caht!

True

The person below me is still in the closet.