Dickynoo is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Study shows that losing your virginity too late in life leads to sexual dysfunction.

Practice makes perfect!

Meh, I thought you meant his folks were going to make him move out and get a job.

So does eating too much red meat and drinking too much beer.

Huh.
Woke up with a peppy jolly bonah.
Plumbing works fine.

Get ya prostate checked. You might actually enjoy it.

Dis fuggin guy!

Huh.

I've found that going without for too long turns me into a teenager who sprouts a stiffy if the wind hits him wrong.

The only causes of dysfunction I've discovered are too much whiskey and overuse of the.....equipment.

Do you also get wetdreams?

Which has what to do with the article? They're talking about age of loss of virginity, not how long you go without.

I dunno...do these 22 year olds not masturbate too? Like, incessantly?

Never had one of those. I take care of business.

I'll take whatever wild tangents I damned well please.

Puh-leez! You're married to Mrs. A, ferchrissake! You don't KNOW what it means to "go without for too long". Lucky Bastage!

I meant a few days to a week.

Firstly, I'm wondering if this applies to women as well as men. Unless I missed something, the study never seemed to mention wimmins and their findings of.

Secondly....22 is 'old' for losing your virginity?!

From the biological standpoint, yup.

What if he beats off a lot, has Dicky got a chance then?

Yes, 22 is old. Average is 18.

Well, excuuuuse me for being surrounded by bimbos in my teens, and hating bimbos.

Don't think so. The study was specific to virginity loss, not sexual activity in general.

He doesn't get them. He's living them.

The bastard!

You've been out of your teens for quite some time.

Whatever he said, I'm sure the correct answer is "I don't give a shit ".

*worries now about being all sexually dysfunctioned*

*scurries out of thread*

Well y'know, there's an easy solution to our prob....

Naw, I creep the poor lass out enough.
Sorry, babe.

The study was on Guys.

I would take you up on that, but judging from how long it's taken you to lose your sacred virtue, I can only assume you are grossly sexually dysfunctional.

Your peen, it is broken.


(Besides, you wouldn't want to have Ted be the only one left in the Wordforge Mirgins (Man-Virgins) Club. If he shows up to the meetings all alone, he'll get bored and come up with...ideas. The kind of ideas that make baby Jesus cry.)

Poor Diacanu.

ouch

There!! A comitted rejection!!
It's an answer!
I can finally move on!
*Weight is lifted*