Okay, you bastard. I've had it! I was doing Christmas with the GF's family on Christmas Day. The GF's sister in-law gave the GF a bottle of Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds. I started snarking and laughing uncontrollably, but there's no way I could tell that story in front of the whole family. Later, I told the GF the story and she tossed it. I'd have been sick for days, and days, and days if she'd ever worn it and I smelled it on her.
I got the same feeling when I passed the White Diamonds gift set they sold at Target for Christmas...
I suppose I can take a guess now that "lotion" has been added to the equation. Previously, I thought that it was just a perfume. Yuck.
So, you're saying I *SHOULDN'T* tell everyone what Dayton and his wife do with Peanut Butter M&M's during foreplay?
Wait, there's a Megatron storry about White Diamonds TM, Target and M&Ms peanut butter candies? How the hell have I not heard this one?!?
Dayton understands foreplay? I mean, this is a guy that can't even cross reference while on the internet.
White Diamonds? WTF? Everyone knows that you're supposed to use Jerkins for that. Didn't Tasvir ever watch the Man Show?
The lotion thing...yeah... Is that just for guys who are too cheap, or embarrassed, to buy Astroglide or KY?? I mean, at least with those the cashier may assume it's for sex between two people. If you buy tissues and lotion, you'd better have a cold or it just screams "I'm gonna go home and jerk off alone!" Anyway, my skin's sensitive to lotion. And that's not pretty...
lotion>KY I must be the only one on the planet, but to me KY is sticky and disgusting! no bueno. I also laugh uncontrollably whenever I see white diamonds. Then UA laughs. Then we laugh at how silly it is that we have an inside joke about a one-armed racist persona that rubs his balls with white diamonds. We are nerds.
That's true it does dry and get sticky quickly. Astroglide is better. Plain spit is best. I'm gonna go now...and deny I ever said that last thing...
From what I remember reading through that old thread, Tasvir did not use White Diamonds to jerk off. Rather, he just used the expensive lotion on his nutsack.
Correct, and I could not bear the thought of getting...close...to the GF and realizing she smells like Tasvir's balls.
I had a similar thing about a girl I hated that wore Ralph Lauren's Loren. if I smell that I will run in the opposite direction. This girl was a psycho. She told me she would run me over if she ever caught me in the crosswalk. My girlfriend got some and I stole it off her dresser and threw it away. I later bought her something else.
Still, I remember him asking about whether he should use Icy Hot to beat off in another thread. MD told him to try it and tell us how it works out for him. Not surprisingly, he never did.
I've seen that KY Warming Liquid in stores, but it really doesn't sound pleasant to me...having burning chemicals on my privates...
