"You Can't Take This Guy From Me..." Mal Reynolds--Butt Pirate???

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Jan 10, 2008.

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    :lol:

    I should point out, the last time I did a troll like this was over at TBBS, where I implied that Sulu may have traded some...interesting favors in order to get the helicopter in Star Trek IV. And look how that turned out. Within a year George Takei came out of the closet.

    Poor Nathan Fillion. :jayzus: Not only is he a modern-day Ted McGinley, he's also queerer than a three dollar bill. :itsokay:
    Volpone, Jan 10, 2008
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  2. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    So you had to smoke a guy's pole to learn that you weren't exactly fond of it? :wtf:
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  3. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Your gaynetism is so strong, you turned Sulu gay just by starting a thread about him! You are truly the Fag-Fu Master!
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Remember in that Trek movie The Search For Spock. Sulu and Kick break mcCoy out of the brig.

    Sulu, upon decking that big guard says in a very gay way..."And don't call me tiny!". Then swishes off.

    Chck that scene again. It was as gay as I don't know what.
    Lt. Mewa, Jan 10, 2008
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  5. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    I'm pretty sure if I ever tried that, I'd never be happy again.
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Only when they're ashy.
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    As gay as an Asian man in a leather pants suit--with matching cape--hanging around San Francisco, and going on to some guy about his adventures at "the Academy"?
    Volpone, Jan 10, 2008
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    But Sulu was quite manly in the Mirror Universe when he was trying to get some Uhura booty.
    Lt. Mewa, Jan 10, 2008
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  9. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    That's why you can't trust actors.

    They're the best liars in the world.
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  10. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Yes, but that was mirror Sulu. The opposite of our Sulu. What was the episode where he's running around shirtless, oiled up, and brandishing his sword?
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  11. Lt. Mewa

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    But again he tried to get some Uhura booty. Famous line from Uhura. Sulu says something like "I'll save you fair maiden."

    She says...'Sorry, neither!'

    Classic for those smart enough to get it!! :techman:
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  12. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Will Shep post at exactly 10 minutes after 5 pm? :shrug:
    Lt. Mewa, Jan 10, 2008
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  13. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Da Mewa Code?
    JUSTLEE, Jan 10, 2008
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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Lucky the censors were too stupid to get it!
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  15. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    FLAMING FLY THEME

    Manly love,
    Sieze my gland,
    Bone me till I cannot stand...
    I don't care
    Butt's still free,
    You can't take Volpone from me.

    Jerk me off
    Lick my sack
    Bust your nut
    Upon my back
    Rub my gland
    I'll spurt with glee
    You can't take Volpone from me.

    There's no hole I won't use,
    Since I got some Fox abuse.
    You can't take Volpone from me.
    Paladin, Jan 10, 2008
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  16. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Inara was a lesbian.
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