Remember Steve Irwin! Stingrays Continue Their War on Humanity!!!

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  1. Volpone

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    So now the bastards aren't just attacking people under water, they're leaping into the air to kill people in boats! :shock:
     
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  2. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Godless killing machines. :mad:
     
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    I didn't know those things could jump! :soma:
     
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Crikey!
     
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  5. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Jesus. You wouldn't have to be stung to get taken out by one of those things.
     
    Powaqqatsi, Mar 21, 2008
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  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    ^ That's what I'm talking about. I'm sure it's all George Bush's fault and this revolution will end when he's out of office.
     
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "I'm sick of these motherfuckin' stingrays......"
     
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    Nor a 75-lb. one. 75 lbs at 25 mph to the head tends to break one's neck.
     
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  9. Volpone

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    You know the folks at SPIKE are frantically masturbating as they try to find footage of this to loop and air.
     
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  10. Midnight Funeral

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    KILL EM ALL KILL EM ALL KILL EM ALLLLLL!!!!!!!
     
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  11. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    [​IMG]

    "Next time, remember to bring a bigger boat."
     
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  12. Muad Dib

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    That Stingray was a Confederate secret weapon. We're getting those damn Yankees out of Florida. :muad:
     
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  13. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Ya know, I can actually picture a Confed flag painted on top of a stingray...
     
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  14. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Yeah, you surface dwellers have mocked Arthur Curry for the last time!

    Do you see now? DO YOU SEE?!?!?!

    Telepathic communication with marine creatures a lame power? Wait until he sends in the Orcas!

    Of course, he still loves his beer, and you can't get that on the ocean floor...

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Muad Dib

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    I think I stepped on a small stingray at Oak Island, NC a couple of years ago. I immediately pulled my feet up and treaded water, so I didn't get stung.
     
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  16. Volpone

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    Is that Bill Clinton!?
     
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    Damn them! Damn them all to hell!
     
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    They call him Slapper, Slapper, faster than lightning,
    no-one you see........hits harder than he,
    and we know Slapper, waits for a boater to blunder,
    lurking there under, under the sea!



     
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  19. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    See, this is why you should live north of the Mason-Dixon. All the really nasty shit lives in the warmer climates. The most dangerous things we have up here are moose.

    (Well, and the Michigan Militia.)
     
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  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I said a Confederate FLAG on a stingray, not a confederate fag on a stingray.




    ;)
     
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  21. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    A moose once bit my sister...:unsure:
     
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  22. Muad Dib

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    I, for one, welcome our new stingray overlords. :borg:
     
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    Bindi the Jungle Girl agrees.

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  26. Muad Dib

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    Aw, man! I just realized.

    This is another post Elwood's gonna love. :yes:
     
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