So now the bastards aren't just attacking people under water, they're leaping into the air to kill people in boats!
^ That's what I'm talking about. I'm sure it's all George Bush's fault and this revolution will end when he's out of office.
You know the folks at SPIKE are frantically masturbating as they try to find footage of this to loop and air.
Yeah, you surface dwellers have mocked Arthur Curry for the last time! Do you see now? DO YOU SEE?!?!?! Telepathic communication with marine creatures a lame power? Wait until he sends in the Orcas! Of course, he still loves his beer, and you can't get that on the ocean floor...
I think I stepped on a small stingray at Oak Island, NC a couple of years ago. I immediately pulled my feet up and treaded water, so I didn't get stung.
They call him Slapper, Slapper, faster than lightning, no-one you see........hits harder than he, and we know Slapper, waits for a boater to blunder, lurking there under, under the sea!
See, this is why you should live north of the Mason-Dixon. All the really nasty shit lives in the warmer climates. The most dangerous things we have up here are moose. (Well, and the Michigan Militia.)
