Does a state have a right to outlaw masturbation

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  1. Baba

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    lets say a southern state wanted to outlaw masturbation would you state righters support it.
     
    Baba, Apr 12, 2008
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  2. Chuck

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    Would the state get Ceiling Cat to enforce it?
     
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  3. The Original Faceman

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    I'm sure that law would run afoul of the Federal Constitution.
     
    The Original Faceman, Apr 12, 2008
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  4. Muad Dib

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    It'll never happen. We jack off at Yankees all the time. :dayton:
     
    Muad Dib, Apr 12, 2008
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  5. Powaqqatsi

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    Why so aroused by Yankees? Is it the fast speaking? The proper pronunciation?
     
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  6. The Original Faceman

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    It's the pure-breading.
     
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  7. Muad Dib

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    Nah! It's their bullshit. We hear them and it just makes us want to wank. :dayton:
     
    Muad Dib, Apr 12, 2008
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  8. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    So what you're saying is: you're into scat.
     
    Powaqqatsi, Apr 12, 2008
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  9. The Original Faceman

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    Feces fetish is freaky. :bergman:
     
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    Yes. It is fun to see dumbass states get bitch slapped by the Supreme Court.
     
    Whizzer, Apr 12, 2008
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  11. Muad Dib

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    No. We wouldn't roll our eyes in disgust if we were.
     
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  12. Muad Dib

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    Yeah, Dred Scott was a hoot. :rolleyes:
     
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    The Supreme Court was simply misunderstood.... :unsure:
     
    The Original Faceman, Apr 13, 2008
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    We'd have to to import more Yankee whores.
     
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    Well, it was a laughable decision . . .
     
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    Its already illegal.:zod:
     
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    Indeed it is in several states, it's just that those laws are rarely enforced.


    There's a "cold dead hands" joke there somewhere, but I'm going to leave it for someone else.
     
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    Baba, what did they do to you to make you post this?
     
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    I'm pretty sure its illegal in all states if you do it in public.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 14, 2008
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    "Unh! You're learnin' make me so horney, even tho' me can't undestan' what you is sayin'!" moaned Muad to a Yankee.
     
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    How do you know? :yeehaw:
     
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    I'm pretty sure you mean "breeding" here. :lol:

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    Patriot Act?
     
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