California, you're not impressing me.

If by "date" you are referring to the evening of the 19th:
We went to a Mexican restaraunt and ate. We laughed much about the idiots here, including you. I told him when I go to NYC I want to buy you a meal, Mewa. After those 15 seconds, we talked CA politics. I am shocked at the stupidity of this state, and am convinced in 30 years it will be another Ohio.

Mexican. That sucks.

Hey Poodle, you got dough. Check out The Beverly Hills Hotel. They serve a great lunch in the Polo Lounge.

Unfortunately, I can't - I'm headed in the opposite direction to my supplier's warehouse. I thought I was going to meet him at his main receiving location, but I am instead going to his warehouse in North Hollywood[/i].

Damn it, I wish CA recognized my carry permit.

D'UH! North Hollywood is near Beverly Hills.

Isn't North Hollywood where the gays live?

Yep.

I like when Poodle fucks up. He cuts out from the thread.

Latent homsexuality, anyone?

I guess if the Poodle is saving himself for marriage, technically he'd be OK--as long as he was the "catcher". :zan:

Pretty much all over Hollywood. As well as West LA, SF, Oakland, SD... etc.

Got em all scoped out, eh?!

Yes, I try to plan ahead for when friends like you visit. I want you to feel at home and be able to know where you can go for to meet new and friendly people.

That's more West Hollywood.

I'm familiar with LA.

It is an entertainment city... so, most of Hollywood is ripe for the picking if you are into that sort of thing.

Are you now. Well that's good to know. Have some homies out in LA that you like to hang with, go cruisn with, maybe a little tagging here and there?

Of course, but West Hollywood is traditionally recognized as a gay and lesbian enclave.

Yup very true. There is also the Silverlake area as well that has a large concentration.

It's a good thing they didn't drag you into the bathroom stall and forcibly sodomize your tender virgin ass. They probably knew that you are experienced with firearms.

It's summer, people are on vacation and California is a popular vacation destination, and gay marriage was recently made legal, making California an even more popular vacation destination.

Also, if you were on a flight landing in California and it was full of dudes holding hands, doesn't mean that most of them probably weren't Californians, but from wherever you flew in from? Better keep tabs on them in case they want another round with your anus when you get back to wherever you're from. Maybe your gaydar is malfunctioning if you didn't realize that your state is full of fags.

I flew from Memphis. It is a hub city for the airline I was on - people could be from anywhere at that airport.

Something must have drawn them to Memphis rather than any of the other hub cities. Did any of them proposition you for a threesome?

Nooo...I don't own a honda. Period.

Yeah, your wife does because you're too cheap to buy her a nice car. An 88 civic or accord.

Of course, that's good for you because gas is very expensive, especially for a paralegal assistant.

Kirk, could a paralegal assistant afford gas in CA?

A paralegal assistant? Don't you just mean paralegal?

Anyway, they would make good money in NYC.

No, Alpha Romeo is assistant to a paralegal.

No such thing. The paralegal is the assistant to an attorney.

Well at least in most cases.

Not in Alpha's.

You might not be aware but many so-called assistants have lost their jobs due to computerization.


But still, if the guy works for a law firm there is decent money involved.

Guess again fat man...