Introducing Burger Kings New $200 Burger

I wonder if McDonalds will bother to Challenge this

link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368901,00.html

$130 in 1994 was the previous record? Eh, that's about $200 after inflation.

I'd buy it.

Once.

I wouldn't. What if its the best burger I've ever had? I can't afford that!

If you were anyone else I'd ask if you applied that same kind of logic to hookers.

I would buy something like this if it were supporting a good charity. It apears this is.

For $200, it better be served on Scarlett Johannson's naked ass.

Or perhaps support an anti-gay campaign.

Yep.

Anyone who pays for hamburger made from Wagyu beef deserves to be parted from their money. The whole point of that kind of beef is that the fat is evenly marbled throughout the meat. When you grind it up, guess what? Yep. Even with a fairly cheap cut the fat winds up evenly mixed throughout the meat. You might as well wipe your ass with $100 bills.

And wear a Burberry baseball cap.

Do fries come with it?

You want cheese on that?

Nope, they are actually extra.

I wonder how many calories that thing has

A single from Wendy's probably tastes better.

Not

Zod disagrees.

Wendy's is shit!

This would bother me when it came time to take a dump and watch my $200 go literally down the toilet.

Only there would be children in you septic tank thanking the giver of poop.

Welcome to the Gilded Age, Part II.