London Rant II: Local rants

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  1. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ok, so I'm gona use this as my "moaning blog" to record whatever I see that pisses me off. :mad: For today....


    Why the fucking hell can't the borough of Hammersmith & Fulham clean the fucking street in West Kensington around Queen's Club?? Aside from the bags of rubbish there are more dog turds (and probably a few human ones) on the streets than there are anywhere else in the area, even the shitholes in the East End. I've a good mind to scoop up a turd a day and mail it to the local council until some fucker send a road sweeper around. :mad:
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    I can kind of relate. There was a dead deer on a major highway on my way to work. Okay, it can take a while for a road crew to take it away.

    But should it literally rot away before the town/county comes to take it off? What is this, some third world country?
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    I've been very entertained watching El Chup transmorph into a British Uncle Albert as of late. :yes:
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yeah, but that's on carcass in a relatively provincial area. We are talking about a major dump infestation in an expensive and centrally located parts of one of the wealthiest cities in the world. I mean, how hard is it to go around and scrape them up? The council even put dog turd bins on the lamp posts, but the few road cleaners that you do get don't want to touch them. Now I partly blame some of the awful chav filth in this town who career round with their drolling rottweilers, but other councils make the effort so I don't see why Hammersmith's shouldn't.
  5. El Chup

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    My girlfriend says I moan around the house too much so I have to let it out here instead :diacanu:
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  6. El Chup

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    Ok, so today's one is a follow up to yesterday's one. I was in west Kensington again last night and you know what I saw on the pavement alongside the turds? A fucked used tampon. I mean one of those nasty fucking things compleat with a tail and blood soaked tip> I mean what sort of an utterly sick bitch does that sort of thing????? :mad:
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    It probably just popped out whilst the lady was being all trendy and going commando...
  8. El Chup

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    ^ Nice.....:garamet:
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    One of my pet peeves is people not picking up after their pets drop a load in public. :mad:
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  10. El Chup

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    Ok, so today's rant is bad hygeine. Will someone tell me why there are people out there, most often middle-aged men who refuse to shower or wear fresh clothes and then insist on using public transport? I mean good god some of them absolutely stink and the smell wafts at you from metres away. You know, I can just about tolerate some bastard who's BO is disgustingly bad, but when it is coupled with the smell of unwashed arse I really draw the line. I mean, do these fuckers honestly think that if they don't wash their arse for a month after taking a whole serious of shits that they won't smell? They must be loose in the head if they think that. Dear god. I got to work this morning feeling sick. :mad:
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    Ride public transport in Germany in the summer. It will really put things in perspective (if you survive).

    They need to tape a bar of soap to every rack of beer - maybe they will get the hint.
  12. El Chup

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    ^ I did German public transport last summer and didn't find it too bad. That was in an around Frankfurt :shrug:

    Where were you?
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    Not a fan of the whole Bo so strong that it catches in the back of your throat thing.
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    There's probably some law that someone hasn't abused yet saying people must BO outside, otherwise it's an antisocial hate crime.
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    BO is a hate crime?
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    Not yet.

    But just wait till someone pays someone enough money to work out a technicality. I tells ya, just wait till someone creates a stupid buzzword!



    That sort of thing!
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  17. El Chup

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    Ok, today's rant is about scumbag workmen. Why the fucking hell to they have to make as much noise as possible at 8am??? They're building a new house behind my apartment complex and they are always using their saws, drills and whatever else at 8am when I am sometimes still in bed, yet by 10am they stop. Why the fuckity fuck is that????? Can't they do the quiet stuff in the morning and then make the load noise when everyone else has fucked off to work?
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    The rest of us have to use the blue room. You sure are special! :drunkfriends:
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    Go find a fire, Then die in it.
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    Wow, an idiot comment from an idiot.
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    Been taking classes in comebacks from Asshair now?
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    Probably because when everybody else is at work they're fucking about doing nothing.
  23. El Chup

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    ^ Yeah. On my days off I've always noted that there's an extremly large quantity of workmen who spend multiple hours in the pubs.
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    What annoys me is that it's technically illegal to pick up the mess and put it in a regular public bin, you have to put it in a special dog-crap bin. Will the council provide any of the damn special bins in my mum's village? Have a guess. Yet they'll still slap you with a fine if they catch you putting it in the regular waste.

    I've suggested she get the people who empty the regular bins to complain under health and safety grounds, see if the council will listen then.
  25. El Chup

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    ^ Fair enough. Although in the area I was referring to earlier on there are dog poo bins - its just the local scumbags don't bother to use it.