I saw a glimps of paradise.

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  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I was cruising around in the MG and noticed this really high up jeep beside and just behind me at a long red light. I looked around and right into a hot chick's crotch that was on the passenger side. She had on a skirt and I could see her panties. I looked up and she was looking back and then opened her legs wider and looked right back at me and smiled real big. Sometimes there is a definite advantage to having a small car low to the ground. A foot higher and it would have been blocked. The guy driving the jeep had no idea.
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Whoa!! Was she riding side saddle? :wtf:
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    She was shifted around. The jeep had no doors on it and she had one leg out the door. She shifted a bit more when she saw me looking ;)
  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Oh, OK. That makes sense. I caught my neighbor like that once and she has a nice body. Her dress rode damn near up to her belly button. Saw the booty and the crotch. :nana:
  5. JohnM

    JohnM SUPREME ALLAH

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    You spotted a Lake Whore in hiding!
  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    [?=A glimpse (NSFW!)][​IMG]

    (actress Leelee Sobieski)[/?]
  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    You ogle stranger's crotches when out driving but dkheler is a pervert for calling me photogenic? :jayzus:
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  8. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    dkheler called you photogenic? :mad:



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  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I know. How dare he?

    I must say I am livid about it, that creepy fiend.
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  10. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    That did sound bad didn't it? I did not mean it to be in any way a mark against your beauty. Yes, I ogled, God help me I had a good long ogle :sob:
  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    And well you should. Its not like Tamar is showing hers. :garamet:
  12. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I bet it's photogenic.
  13. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    ^^^ I demand proof! Pics or it's not!
  14. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Not gonna either.

    It's not like you boys line up to post pics of your dicks but you certainly clamor for the girly-part postings.
  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    As double-standards go, it's one I can appreciate.





    I almost said "one I can get behind," but, with this crowd.... unwise.
  16. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Good call. Besides, I thought women weren't as visually stimulated as men.
  17. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Hmmmmm. :?:
  18. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    [​IMG]

    Aside: I wish I knew how to make those cute buttons that say NSFW...
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  19. Amaris

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    You shouldn't feel that you have to, because that's your right. I just want to say that for any of the women who posted in the champagne room when we had it, I did not have trouble reciprocating pictures. It was only fair and I was more than willing. I figure I wouldn't ask anyone to do anything I wouldn't do myself.

    Just a point of clarification. :D


    J.
  20. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I saw a glimps of paradise.....

    by the dash - board - light........
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  21. Bobcat

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    A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

    The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.

    The next day the boy and the girl are playing together again. Once again the boy points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."

    But the little girl just keeps on playing.

    "How come you're not crying today?" asks the boy.

    "I told my mother what you said and she told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"
  22. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    What was the name of that web site a few years back where everyone posted nudies of them selves? it was naughty something or other. Black Dog was the moderator.
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  24. Worfthing

    Worfthing Fresh Meat

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    You saw a Grenade-Launched Imaging Modular Projectile System that is meant to be used by the forces of heaven? Whoa! So much for that omnipotence God's forces are supposed to have, eh?
  25. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    It's "glimpse", people. Geeze! :grammarnazi:
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  26. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    Are we willing to work on a 1:1 basis for sharing pics?
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  27. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Hmmmmmm, thats not entirely true
    :shrug: :P
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  28. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Edited for accuracy in the 21st Century.
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  29. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Wow....people still do this to their cars?

  30. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Wow. You saw a girl's underwear.

    What are you, 12?
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