NRA Fires at Obama with Both Barrels

That sucks man. The school wasn't able to help you out?

Hey, I like Tool....although I'm more of a Korn guy myself.

...but you missed my point entirely.

Oh, and suck on some Nitty Gritty Dirt Band!

I knew a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you
In worn out shoes
With silver hair, a ragged shirt, and baggy pants
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high, jumped so high
Then he lightly touched down

I met him in a cell in New Orleans I was
down and out
He looked to me to be the eyes of age
as he spoke right out
He talked of life, talked of life, he laughed
clicked his heels and stepped

He said his name "Bojangles" and he danced a lick
across the cell
He grabbed his pants and spread his stance,
Oh he jumped so high and then he clicked his heels
He let go a laugh, let go a laugh
and shook back his clothes all around

Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bojangles, dance

He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs
throughout the south
He spoke through tears of 15 years how his dog and him
traveled about
The dog up and died, he up and died
And after 20 years he still grieves

He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks
for drinks and tips
But most the time I spend behind these county bars
'cause I drinks a bit
He shook his head, and as he shook his head
I heard someone ask him please

Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bojangles, dance..

Look, I really want to at least offer your opinions some consideration. Thing is, I grew up listening to the likes of Crass and the Dead Kennedys; there's no message to anyone over 20 in a System of a Down tune We've heard it, thought it over, and acted accordingly since most of your songwriters were crawling.

Not trying to imply agism here, because the fact is WF has had several adolescent members who started smart and grew wise... even (if not especially) the ones that challange the status quo here. The fact is that by offering lyric sheets, you're failing to provide any discussion of your own... Plagarism by poetry.

I thank you for underscorig my point. Quaint how you try to set yourself up as one of those rare, elite fans that knows what they truly mean in their songs.

And yeah, when your band is being published through Sony and available on columbia house, you're mainstream pop rock for bubblegummers.

He claims KamelReds put him on to the board, which would imply either he's real or Kamel is running a dual.

Listen kid, Despite being elderly and "out of touch", it actually takes experience to run a whole country. Experience which is not generally accumulated all that fast in a realm such as politics. The best we're going to get is someone in thier mid to late forties, at which point ytou would probably consider them "out of touch", which really means that they have an actual agenda instead of pandering to the masses.

Mudvayne and Tool are TOTALLY mainstream, at least as far as counterculture goes; In fact, they ARE the mainstream. They've been around forever, and are usually the inspiration for all the up-and-comers. Tool, specifically, has been around since 1990, at which point you were probably just learning how to say the word Tool.

I've been a fan of tool for a very long time, and when you appreciate that kind of music in such a fanatic and religious way as I, you tend to look beyond the obvious.

For future reference, do not EVAR reduce the lyrical and compositional skill required to compose such great works to the mere ability to "put a good beat and some catchy lyrics together". That's what the Backstreet Boys and R&B are for.


And don't dis Jesus. He's my Homeboy. :3

hay, btw...is this Catchy?

I think we should have a thread just for shouting lyrics at one another.

Only obscure lyrics, like Tool, Mudvayne, and John Mayer.

How a bout a big ol' plate of Leonard Nimoy fags!


In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

How about Warren Zevon?

I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Dong the Werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney Junior walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vicks.
His hair was perfect



What does it mean? I have no fucking clue.

Is Big Dumb Face considered obscure?

Well, I've never heard of them.

The Slits were obscure and angst ridden.

<sung to the tune of screaming so loud your ears bleed and you can't understand a fucking word>

You sit up there deciding my future
What the fuck do you think you are
If you like white, I'll be black
If you like black, I'll be yellow
If you like rational, I'll be impossible
If you like reasonable I'll be insane
If you like peace and flowers
I'm going to carry knives and chains

I'm going to be your Number one enemy
All for the hell of it

Here's some Tool lyrics for ya emoboi...

I shout pagan pop music lyrics at people. It's hard to be more obscure than that.

Two from Big Dumb Face, they go together. First is to the tune of speed-blue grass and the second is a more traditional speed metal- apparently they just can't play slowly.

Duke Lion

He`s the son of man and God and lion
He`s the one who keeps the good from dyin`
We`ve seen the rest, he is the best
He`s the best and his name is Duke Lion

His gold sword can shoot out balls of fire
His special armor makes him never tire
His magical arrows fly like sparrows
He fights the good for free, he`s not for hire

A bolt of lightning from the sky, Duke Lion
Where there is battle he will fly, Duke Lion
He`s never late, he`s super great
He`s here to stay, so let us thank Duke Lion

Here he comes to save the day, Duke Lion
He will make the villians pay, Duke Lion
His golden sword will crush the horde
He`s here to stay, so let us thank Duke Lion!

He`s the son of man and God and lion
He`s the one who keeps the good from dyin`
You`ve see the rest, he is the best
He`s the best and his name is Duke Lion

Blood Red Head

Blood red head
Blood red head

No one knows who sent it
Or what it first was called
No one knows who made it
Or when it first was mauled
No one understands why
It burns but never dies
One thing is for sure though
That burning bastard flies

Chrous:
Here comes the burning blood red head on fire
As laser beams shoot from the eyes of the choir
It doesn`t need a body cuz it flies through the air
It`s the blood red head on fire and it doesn`t care

If you think you`re bad-ass
And you try to stand your ground
It will look into your eyes and make it`s awful sound
Then it will suddenly fly at you
And hit you in the head or chest
Then your body will disinegrate
Because the blood red head`s the best

Chorus

Razor sharp fangs in a gross mouth
Yellow burning eyes, surprise
Gordy cauliflower ears
And talons growing out of its face
8 feet off the ground
Moving fast and looking down
The people scatter as the foul death spreads

You may think Duke Lion
Could defeat this awful foe
You may be right
Cuz they fought about a week ago
The blood red head on fire
Was immune to Duke`s fireballs
So Duke gave up and went on a quest
For the ice sword of Gaultry

Chorus

I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
Like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread ....
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

This morning, I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with
And so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself
And never talk about it
And did not go and shout it
When you walked into the room .....
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way

I don't know what I'm up against
I don't know what it's all about
I've go so much to think about
Hey! I think I love you!
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way

Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only want to make you happy
And if you say
Hey, go away, I will
But I think better still
I'd better stay around and love you
Do you think I have a case?
Let me ask you to your face
Do you think you love me?

"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

"I think I love you!" (I think I love you

Check the user-name, mr. Phd candidate.

Answer the question?

Mewa I think it's fucking obvious that he does.............

I want him to profess his unrequited gay love.

I think baby kangaroos are cute and all, but I wouldn't say that I have a fetish for them.

You also don't use them for avatars.

You're in love. Face it!

1) I don't think there are many members of the NRA or affiliated groups that are going to vote Obama. I get the WAC (Wa Arms Collectors) monthly magazine and they are VERY anti-Obama. The people I talk to at the gun shows in Monroe and Puyallup are all very anti-Obama, and THIS IS IN WESTERN WASHINGTON/SEATTLE AREA.

2) Those of us that do support the 2nd and are undecided, aren't exactly going to be suddenly swayed by an NRA ad IMO.

Noone who votes for Obama can credibly claim to support the Second Amendment.

How bout the 13th Amendment then?

Not every is a single issue voter.

Irrelevant.