The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less...

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  1. Chuck

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    :johnm:

    [pie]

    As long as we can have pie, nothing else matters.

    [/pie]
    Chuck, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    -_- I think... JohnM is trying to write a sequel to Justice League: the New Frontier.
    Lethesoda, Oct 20, 2008
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  3. JohnM

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

    It started shrinking at a deadly rate last year and from what I can gather the Earth will be nuked by radiation in a few years.

    Nasa's sending a probe to figure out how long we have left.
    JohnM, Oct 20, 2008
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  4. Demiurge

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    So.....

    No more pie?
    Demiurge, Oct 20, 2008
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  5. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Actually, you might have cause and effect reversed. :P
    Demiurge, Oct 20, 2008
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  6. Captain J

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    NASA does have a plan, but it involves launching Algore into the sun to stabilize it. Do not abandon hope all ye. This is from the 2nd in command of the Resistance.
    Captain J, Oct 20, 2008
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  7. oldfella1962

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!!

    "I was in the pool!"
    oldfella1962, Oct 20, 2008
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  8. Tamar Garish

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    That's, um, because it's...grass.
    Tamar Garish, Oct 20, 2008
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  9. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    That's some of the biggest gras I've ever seen! I can only imagine how huge the ants are on John's island!
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 20, 2008
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  10. Asyncritus

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    ^ Actually, no. It's perfectly normal-sized grass.
    Asyncritus, Oct 20, 2008
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    How can that be his island then? I mean, his island has a volcano on it. :(
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 20, 2008
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    Asyncritus, Oct 20, 2008
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  13. Tamar Garish

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    That's the humor, dude.

    The only island JohnM can really afford is a clump of grass in a puddle.

    Geeze, I hate having to explain a joke. :jayzus:
    Tamar Garish, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Next time try pictures. Oh never mind, you did....:bang:
    Captain J, Oct 20, 2008
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  15. JohnM

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    They don't get it because they already know its not true and I can afford one. ;)

    You should be more concerned about the deadlly radiation instead of my island.
    JohnM, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    mmmmm... maybe we should build a huge radiation shield in space and get sunlight to earth using mirrors!!!
    Zenow, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I see no reason to focus on something I can not change. :shrug:
    Tamar Garish, Oct 20, 2008
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  18. JohnM

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    It won't work.


    There's nothing we can do but wait for the winds to die down and then we all get nuked with radiation.
    JohnM, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    :busheep:
    JohnM, Oct 20, 2008
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  20. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Wait, what?
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    We may be toast, but just think of the pretty aurora in the sky!
    Summerteeth, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    more info here
    Zenow, Oct 20, 2008
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  23. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    This might counteract global warming!
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Don't forget the Algore plan.
    Captain J, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    The only Resistance that JohnM is familiar with is the friction burn he receives from his blow-up doll when he forgets to lube.
    Black Dove, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    NO. JohnM has lake whores.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    Even they turn him down.
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    What's really fucked up is how long this thread has lasted. Did I say that>
    Captain J, Oct 20, 2008
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    No, we'll still have pie.














    It'll just cook faster. :bergman:
    shootER, Oct 21, 2008
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  30. shootER

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    You believed that shit?

    "Volcano" is JohnM's code word for his anus after a weekend with the boys. :brokeback:
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