If a Picture was worth 1000 words.....

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    ... what would those words be :soma:

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    Starguard, Nov 19, 2008
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  2. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  9. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Edited to spoiler tag it.

    This one's borderline, but there's probably plenty of employers out there that would take a harsh view of such an image, especially in light of sexual harrassment policy.

    If it's suggestive please spoiler it and put NSFW on it. Better safe than sorry.
    Paladin, Nov 19, 2008
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  12. Uncle Albert

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    Those women look slightly sweaty, and I approve.
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  13. KamelReds

    KamelReds Bite the Curb!

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    In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's haawwt."
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    Deleted scene from DS9 when worf walks in on the wife with kira.
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  16. Tamar Garish

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  17. Starguard

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    Only thing I couldnt understand, is why he's still standing there with his clothes on :eek:
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  18. you_may_be_right

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    "If a picture paints a 1000 words, then why can't I paint you?"
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  19. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Need to have NSFW notification in the thread title or thread icon.

    The spoiler tag doesn't prevent the browser from loading the image, it just hides the display. So it's almost the same as if you didn't spoiler it at all.
    Powaqqatsi, Nov 19, 2008
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  20. The Borg Queen

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    It's an advert for Abercrombie & Fitch, isn't it?
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  21. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  22. you_may_be_right

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    lol... The words would never show... the you I've come to know :)

    David Gates was a genius when he wrote that one.
    you_may_be_right, Nov 20, 2008
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  24. Aenea

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    Those underwear are not good. Soooo not sexy.

    :bailey:

    I actually do think they are ugly.
    Aenea, Nov 20, 2008
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    You're right!!

    Off with the undies, ladies!! :lol:
    Nautica, Nov 21, 2008
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  27. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    Are there more? :drool:
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  28. Mrs. Albert

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    I think the undies are kinda cute. :blush:

    still no objection to them takin' 'em off...just sayin'.
    Mrs. Albert, Nov 21, 2008
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    Really?

    Those boyish hipster crappy things never appealled to me at all.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 21, 2008
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