Add more butter and salt. They taste better than fine. Of course, with your lack of good taste clearly nothing can be done.
On Arfcom, they are debating Biscuits and Gravy using bacon gravy instead of sausage gravy. I love bacon, but I'm not certain how I feel about that.
No, I mean bacon gravy. Like frying up some bacon, using the bacon grease and flour and milk to make a gravy, throwing the bacon back in the gravy, and serving it up on top of the biscuits. As a sausage gravy purist, I tend to be against this, but as a bacon lover, I am pleased. This is worse than choosing which girl to take to prom and still trying nail both of them at the same time on prom night.
You've never had to be at work by 9am have you? You can't be cooking up all that shit before work. Do you country mugs get up at 5am all the time? Sheesh!
I do, I get up at 5am and make work by six if I don't work some crazy hours like I had to last week. Over 84 hours in last week and one day off and back to it again. I am not used to having time for breakfast before work, but I eat it at work sometimes but its all fatening stuff at the cafeteria for breakfast. I avoid that if I can now.
And these county mugs wonder why they end up with a fat, house dress wearing, soap opera watching nag.
yeah, down south its hard to just get 2 eggs with bacon and cheese on a roll. To them its some amazing concoction. And coffee snobs don't want that coffee for 75 cents.
Waffle House. Right!! In NYC you can get a great egg sandwich for breakfast almost anywhere. To go. And you guys aren't big on bagels either.
I like my hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and topped. Damn, I may need to run to the Waffle House now.
You ever eat at waffle house? What the hell is with a bagel anyways? I got a breakfast sandwich at Burger king In PA once time and instead of the Cressant I am used to, it came on a bagel. That was just nasty.
You folks down south are stuck with those chain places. You guys don't have diners? Ans yes, I have eaten at Waffle House. I lived in Texas for a while.
Mewa, allow me to explain. You're not a redneck. You just don't get the Waffle House. The waffles, the jukebox, the coffee, the fact that it is open 24/7/365 so that I can get my smothered, covered, hashbrowns at 4am on my way to kill Bambi's Mom, or at 3am, on the way home from the bar. It's our version of whatever comforting thing you poor cityslicker N'Yawkers have. It's home.
its overpriced and usually there are fly by night assholes working there. Most NYC diners stay open 24/7/365. We have plenty. I know its hard when you have to drive 20 miles to that only place that is open.
Plus, if they piss you off you can play that waffle house song on the juke box. They really hate that song. I played it a couple times at the local WH just to watch their faces. Last time I was in there, one waitress said to the other "Honey, make sure that man's order is right, I don't want to hear that God Damned song" Try it sometime, its on every WH juke box.
They occasionally sell CDs with all the Waffle House songs on them. I'm half tempted to buy one next time I see them on sale.
WH is over priced. The best breakfasts I ever had was in New Mexico where you can get real good spicy hot breakfast burritos. Hell, we can even get authentic mexican food here with all the Mexican restaurants. Nobody around here likes hot food I reckon and so its all bland. Putting hot sauce on it later is like putting sugar in cold Ice tea, it just doesn't work. I like real authentic, hot mexican food.