It seems that with all of our recent candlelight vigils, candles have become a commodity that is difficult to find in most candle stores. But, have no fear candle makers are in the process of working to catch up. The government has declared this most serious of situations to be a crisis and will soon poor trillions of dollars into the system so that waxie buildup is in ample supply for new candles.
The old-fasioned wax candle has been replaced by the new electric LED candle. I see those everywhere now. The new ones even flicker like a real candle. And some you can even blow on and off. I prefer to old-fasioned kind myself, but with the LED candles my kids (who like to light candles, because "they are cool") can use them and I don't have to worry about them burning down the house. A lot of house fires get started by kids playing with candles. Or people burning them durring storms. Thinkgeek has some cool electronic candels that not only flicker, you can actually blow out: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/94ce/ (I wonder if ones that put off a little bit of warmpth will actually be far behind?)
I guess for a romantic après lan party get together they're just the thing. (Imagines geeks blowing their candles and talking about girls they're dreaming about.)
Well, since you use "gay" as an attempted insult, I should have known that you were closer to your teens... "Whoremonger"...wow...does anyone still say that anymore? I know it's Thanksgiving and all but seriously, outside of the old Puritans, who uses "whoremonger" anymore? Yes, because I have actually had sex, that makes me a "whoremonger". I probably should be made to wear a scarlet "A" and put out in the town stocks...
Ha, I'll bet they actually make USB powered LED candles...if I looked hard enough, I'll bet I could find one.. Probably even have some with 3GB of storage space!
"minimum order 250" maybe we could get Friar Lanzman to spring for them. He could make it a requirement for membership. We could all light our candles in unison.
Give the guy a break. He's dropped to his knees so many times and at such high speeds that the bruises and open sores are starting to make it hurt. Give him a few day off, will ya? Or at least pay him enough that he can afford some good knee pads.
Too true, he is an expert in dumbshit and not funny. I've learned he is also in expert in stupidity. Just take a look at his ridiculous claims regarding retirements, Canada, airfares, and the latest being restaurants.
