Shooting in the air at Christmas Carolers: Can it be Justified?

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Well...they won't let us shoot at Jehovahs Witnesses when they stand on our lawn :unsure:
  2. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Depends how bad the singing is.
  3. Apophis

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    Yeah, but shooting in the air only helps you. What about the rest of us? Shoot 'em in the head and make the world a better place: :D
  4. Bulldog

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    If they sing "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer", then hanging is too good for them.
  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Water balloons filled with pig blood. Works good, lasts a long time. :techman:
  6. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    What's wrong with Christmas Carolers?

    What the fuck do you Commie Atheists have against Christmas?
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  7. Midnight Funeral

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    Shooting in the air is always reckless unless you're using blanks. The bullets have to come down somewhere. A few people have been killed over the years by falling bullets that had been fired into the air.
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    Thank you. :zod:
  9. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    No. But shooting yourself in the brain is most certainly justified.
  10. Starguard

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    O.K... then how about flame throwers :tactfulsilence:
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    Why don't you ask the man of the house to chase them off for you?
  12. enlisted person

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    Only if their yule tide is a little too gay ;)
  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Please do so at the earliest possible opportunity. :necro:
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    Gotta love the fierce individualism and the death of community the 21st Century, such that Carolers singing on your front lawn is unacceptable.
  16. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I certainly wouldn't ASK for anybody to come onto my property to attempt to entertain me with music I dislike, so why would I tolerate people coming onto my property without invitation and forcing their musical religious dogma on me?

    It's still called trespassing.
  17. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    ^^^ Only if they actually step foot on your actual property, which I've never seen Carolers do. They always hang out on the sidewalk.
  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    How the hell do they ring your doorbell then? Around here they ring your bell and stand on your porch while they sing. Kinda hard to do it from the sidewalk when you're in an area with no sidewalks and houses set back 50-100 feet from the road.
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    Why yo uhave buckets of water and send it at the carolers. Nanny sissy termanal virgins who watch tbn.
  20. Starguard

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    I wonder its its a good idea to stand on the roof with a kettke of boiling hot water, then wait for them to ring the bell

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    I just have an electrified front lawn. Just flick the switch and...ZAP!