Poster's Real Names That We Know

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by $corp, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I'd say I was most likely me...
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  2. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    No, it's just a funny name.
  3. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't understand why some people are so freaked out when it comes to their names. :shrug:



    I've posted mine quite a few times. There are enough Rusty Shacklefords out there, that you will have a hard time tracking me down.
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  4. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I heard about a Navy guy (many, many years ago) named Lt.JG G. Edward Georges, Jr. I think that would sure be a pretty cool name. (You would really hate to get promoted and ruin it...)


  5. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Liet won't every be known for any of life's accomplishments that matter, but it's alright with him.

    He's a known all-star in various public restroom glory-hole stalls. :bergman:
  6. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    I'm Puddin Tame and if you ask me again, well you know the rest.

    ;)
  7. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    My name is Sephiroth L. Hojo
  8. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I've also been known to go by the name of Holden MacGroin.


    :borg:
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  9. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    I go by the highly regarded Lincoln MacRoch.


    J.
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  10. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    I'm gonna guess about fifty members have posted (what they said was) their real name over the years.
  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    My name is Legion . . .
  12. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I thought that was The Saint. ;)
  13. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    I thought it was Dumbass Owner.

    :finger:
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  14. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    My name is Anita Drink.
  15. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    My name is Erwin, apparently. :(
  16. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Really? Damn, now I have to go kill Zel, and I like that guy. Oh well, I guess comforting Tamar will be my pennance for that.... :P
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  17. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Ann Nonymous?
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Usul.
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  19. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Paul lies.
  20. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Tell me of the waters of your home world.
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  21. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Three of the funniest names I ever saw was when I was in the Military. Our Batallion Commander has a sign posted at the entrance of his building that read

    Major Murders
    and
    CSM Slaughter

    (CSM= Command Sergeant Major for you non militay types)

    I can also remember running across this guy named Aaron Major. When he was promoted to Sergeant E5, he was formally addressed from then on as "Sergeant Major" :lol:
  22. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Before I forget, my real name is Travis Bickle.
  23. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Military? You mean JROTC, right?
  24. snoopdog

    snoopdog Fresh Meat

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    My name is mike, just ask tamar, she knows.
  25. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    At one point I had a brigade commander named Colonel Looney and a squadron commander named Lieutenant Colonel Granade. His first name was Henry so everyone referred to him as "Hank Granade". :doh:
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  26. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    A bank I used to use had a VP named Ms. Moneypenny. :lol:
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  27. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    My real name is Milliondolla.
  28. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Dan Leach's real name is Nigel Bumhandler. Nick Walzcak's real name is Dick Holden, and Chris' name is Javier Menendez.
  29. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    My name is Hugo Stiglitz. :bergman:
  30. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    :bergman: