I don't understand why some people are so freaked out when it comes to their names. I've posted mine quite a few times. There are enough Rusty Shacklefords out there, that you will have a hard time tracking me down.
I heard about a Navy guy (many, many years ago) named Lt.JG G. Edward Georges, Jr. I think that would sure be a pretty cool name. (You would really hate to get promoted and ruin it...)
Liet won't every be known for any of life's accomplishments that matter, but it's alright with him. He's a known all-star in various public restroom glory-hole stalls.
Really? Damn, now I have to go kill Zel, and I like that guy. Oh well, I guess comforting Tamar will be my pennance for that....
Three of the funniest names I ever saw was when I was in the Military. Our Batallion Commander has a sign posted at the entrance of his building that read Major Murders and CSM Slaughter (CSM= Command Sergeant Major for you non militay types) I can also remember running across this guy named Aaron Major. When he was promoted to Sergeant E5, he was formally addressed from then on as "Sergeant Major"
At one point I had a brigade commander named Colonel Looney and a squadron commander named Lieutenant Colonel Granade. His first name was Henry so everyone referred to him as "Hank Granade".
Dan Leach's real name is Nigel Bumhandler. Nick Walzcak's real name is Dick Holden, and Chris' name is Javier Menendez.