BREAKING: Tiger Woods killed in car crash?

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009/11/27/sp-golf-woods.html



Another rich white athelete who thinks the laws of the road don't apply to him.

Ah, they've updated the story to say he's been taken to hospital with serious injuries.

White? :okfucktard:

I see humour is lost on you. Not surprising.

Hit a fire hydrant at the end of his driveway..

And a tree. Supposedly has facial lacerations. Following . . .

Fucking racist tree!

So the media has descended into a frenzy because of a small cut to his left cheek?

Pretty much, slow news day.

The other stuff is a train crash in Moscow and the Iraq inquiry going on that is showing up the Gov in all sorts of nice ways.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8382194.stm

I'll take good care of his wife while he's laid up.

What is it with famous white people and Escalades.

I know this is mean, and for that I am sorry, but I was seriously hoping we were going to be finished with and rid of that self-absorbed ass.

What a crappy driver....oh wait, he is half Asian so that makes sense. :tardrimshot:

Tiger may know how to use his driver better than you.

How are you with your putter?

She can kiss my balls for good luck.

Ewwwwww!

Actually, it swings well and has a great stroke to it.

Can you blame him for his infidelity? Have you seen the name tattooed on his driver?

This is news?

With wars going on in Iraq and Afghanistan and the economy in the shitter, can't we focus on more important topics?

Nope.

I never knew Big Bertha, but we had a girl in my old hometown called Hurricane Beulah.

They didn't call her "Hurricane" for nothing, let me tell you.

Looks like his wife was slapping him around and took a club to his SUV.

He is putting the cops off for a while before he talks to them about the wreck. It takes about 48 hours for all the cocaine leave the body and come up clean on a test.

His name is Vincent Lacrocq. He's a French clothing model and absolutely gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dildo:

She should have shot him.

I hope he gets the death penalty. Rich, talented motherfucker. Let him suffer a little.

You do know a hair sample will show his drug use right?

A piss test is the least of his worries in that case. If they think more than alcohol was involved they will do more.

But why are we thinking it is more than alcohol?