New WF Feature: Ask a Navy SEAL...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Yes, in this brand-new recurring thread you will have a chance to ask a real-live Navy SEAL his opinions on any subject you desire.*







    *The author of this thread isn't actually a Navy SEAL. ;)
  2. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    :unsure: There wasn't anything here a minute ago...
  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    "Iz reel deel!"
  4. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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  5. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    I actually dealt with an impostor before.

    A former UDT guy I know gave me information and I lured him in with fake names and supposed classified military information. Played it off so well that when we busted him he admitted that it was all a lie.
  6. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    he had to be a real dope if he thought YOU had classified military information. :PGT:
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    As a vet/military retiree, it makes me sick. I really do not understand what would motivate people to act like this....I really don't.
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I don't think we have any SEALs in the Confederate Navy. :unsure:
  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Naive 18 year old girls who might fuck a hero before he "ships out" again would be my first guess.
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Hmmm......where are these girls, and how might I contact them? :D
  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    First you have to time travel to the 70's. :marathon:
  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    How many of them are there on BBS's though?
  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    No...I know a few guys who have the "love me" wall/book/shadow box etc.
    Nothing wrong with being proud of your achievements.

    I was just never that into it. When I retired I literally had no idea what all my awards/ribbons were, or how many. I would have to dig out my personnel records to find out.
  14. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Well of course not......

    SEALS are winners not losers.

    :nyer:
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  15. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    I thought oldfella was a navy seal.
  16. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Sounds like mild or strong cases of Munchausen syndrome....
  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :lol: Right.....I'd last about 5 seconds in SEAL Training on my best day!
  18. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Now if you had posted a picture of a seal that was dyed Navy blue it would have been REALLY funny :)
  19. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I had a pic of some seals from a zoo show, wearing sailor hats. But I think its on a different computer.
  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Then we'll get some for the second half. :muad:

    Oh, and take a good look around you right now and see if you still feel like a winner.
  21. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Any REAL Navy S.E.A.L. (especially a combat veteran) won't voluntarily tell anyone about it. I'm sure a lot of those guys have been mentally scarred by combat so badly, that the slightest attempt to bring it up will upset them!

    The ones that go around bragging and the easiest to catch lying. The REAL ones hardly ever say anything!( and usually won't unless forced or provoked)
  22. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Exactly.....that's you won't hear me bragging about my sexual conquests of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Penelope Cruz, Mila Kunis, etc. :techman:
  23. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    I heard you did tricia helfer and charisma carpenter at the same time.
  24. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Actually that was Bill Brasky.......stood about 8 feet 6, went around 500 pounds......