The jokes write themselves - TERROR TITS!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Flashlight, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758

    :tits: :uphere: :boom:
    The Flashlight, Feb 3, 2010
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  2. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    TITTY TITTY BANG BANG!!
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    Megatron, Feb 3, 2010
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  3. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Sounds like an excuse to feel up women to me. :garamet:
    Captain X, Feb 4, 2010
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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Indeed.

    I might be persuaded to take on the solemn task of "airport boob inspector".

    :tits:
    Uncle Albert, Feb 4, 2010
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  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Oh titty you titty
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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Feb 4, 2010
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Back in the 90's there was an adult film star named....
    "Dixie Dynamite" with enormous tits.
    Just sayin '
    oldfella1962, Feb 4, 2010
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  7. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    That's better than their asshole bombs. Less shit to clean up. Imagine being the guy who goes to the hospital with a nipple in his eye. :jayzus:
    Captain J, Feb 4, 2010
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  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    You imagine it. :PGT:
    Lt. Mewa, Feb 4, 2010
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  9. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Reeks of desperation to me. Security is just too good these days that they need to start mutilating their women in order to smuggle a bomb to their objective.

    Such a waste of a perfectly good pair of tits. :jayzus:
    Ten Lubak, Feb 4, 2010
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    What amazes me is that these nuts are religious about not seeing women unclothed, blah blah blah yet they will go through with the surgery.

    I wonder if they after the operation have the urge to stone the woman or give her lashes for being unclothed in front of her non-husband? :lol:
    Zombie, Feb 5, 2010
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  11. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Elwood, Feb 5, 2010
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  12. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    This is a first. I've heard of women being used to transport drugs like this, but never explosives
    Starguard, Feb 5, 2010
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