http://vodpod.com/watch/1193425-prince-jack-u-off On a scale of 1-10, how gay is this song? One being "100% hetero" and ten being "Volpone in leather assless chaps on a navy sub."
His dancing around like a fruit was quite ghey - don't know what he was singing, since the sound was distorted like a Compton Burger King drive-thru speaker.
Are Compton Burger King drive-thru speakers particularly bad, in comparison to other Burger King drive-thru speakers?
It is if people wear the chaps without pants I wear leather pants when I ride my motorcycle, I never cared for chaps, even with pants, they look quite gay IMHO and if its cold enough for leather, why let your crotch freeze?. I am considering getting some half chaps, I am kind of on the fence of the looks of those.
Hmm... If U're looking for somewhere to go Thought I'd take u to a movie show Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off I can't give u everything u want But I can take u to a restaurant If u're not hungry I'll jack u off If your man ain't no good Come on over to my neighborhood We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off If u're tired of the masturbater Little girl, we can go on a date And if u like, I'll jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off I only do it for a worthy cause Viriginity or menopause U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off If u really really want to be a star We gotta do it in your momma's car Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off If we can't find no place to go Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back And I'll jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, yeah Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off Alright say, we'll put some funk on here I'll jack u off If u ain't chicken baby, come here If u're good I'll even let u steer As a matter of fact, u can jack me off Yeah, that's right I'll jack u off, yeah I'll jack u off I have never heard it called "jacking off" with a woman. It's like he wanted to flaunt gay stuff but had to code it because it was 1981.
I'm still waiting for Volpone and Poodle do perform a duet of this song. [YT="If you can get any gayer than this, I don't want to know about it."]fbGkxcY7YFU[/YT]
Gayness aside, maybe the worst song ever recorded. And i really wanted the pink zeppelin to fly into the floating mouth.
Now wait a fucking minute In the other thread when I said I was "on the fence" you said that was a coded message.
"It a song."? As for the coded message part and Prince, clearly you're unfamiliar with Kevin Smith's experiences with Prince. [YT="Part 1"]Gy_cLJ19HMg[/YT] [YT="Part 2"]a9O130NYr_4[/YT] [YT="Part 3"]rCm4Jxo3ltE[/YT] [YT="Part 4"]Vo0LbQzdz1A[/YT] [YT="Prince's response"]luzstJ91NZU[/YT]
Anybody that is a true Prince fan knows that he sings whatever the hell he feels like singing. Pre Purple Rain....fughedaboudit!!
Thing is that he was a killer song writer. Lots of people have no idea all the songs he wrote. He wrote that song "Nothing compares to you" sung by the bald headed chick that was such a hit years ago.
It's gayer than Lance Bass tenderly sucking the cream out of a Swiss Roll at an Elton John performance in one of those "see through" t-shirts.
Some may call it that. However, I think Lance Bass bears a stunning resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres, so that thought alone makes me gag for all the WRONG reasons.
Oh no, not Lance. I'm not that fond of him. That was, however, the most concentrated sentence of gay in my experience.
Even though he specifically refers to a girl, a guy talking about "jacking u off" sounds really gay. And most songs that would be considered gay usually suck. But this one, like most Prince songs, is absolutely fucking awesome.