The one day every four years I care about hockey and you blasted Canucks ruin everything! I'll have my revenge on every last one of you if it's the last thi... ...oops, Simpsons are on. Got to go...
It's probably a good thing the US loss..otherwise if we had won Obama would have called Canada to apologize.
My business partner is from Toronto. Right now that miserable fuck is drunk and insufferable. Almost got us into a fight at a bar. Then again he almost got us laid (as opposed to being the wingman of epic fail from this summer). Congrats Canada, y'all done good. Revel in your moment in the sun, all 40 of you. Keep in mind, we can still nuke your molson drinking, eskimo fucking, baby seal clubbing asses if we want to.
Canada did what they were supposed to do. They were the best team. I think the U.S. players opened a lot of people's eyes though. We were clearly a close second. All in all, it was an awesome game.
Obama owes Harper a case of Molson. http://www.torontosun.com/news/canada/2010/02/28/13062781-qmi.html
Oh man am I happy these Olympics are over, I've been drinking at a pretty furious pace since they started and it would have been impossible to maintain without serious consequences. What a game though.
I think its clear what happened here. I mean, the US won. But because all Canadia has is hockey, maple syrup, and sex with 16 year olds, the Canadian Prime Minister went and cried to Obama like a little bitch until he got a rematch. Then we made it look close so you'd feel good about yourselves.
I am overjoyed Canada won. The only thing that would've made the night better would have been sex with a 16 year old. However, I think the sport of hockey would've grown a lot more if the USA had won. One of the announcers a few weeks ago was saying there are soon (if not already) going to be more US kids enrolled in hockey than Canadian kids. This may see hockey dominance shift to the south eventually. But not this year.
In Vancouver for 3K you get to kill that hooker in a special snuff bordello just off a side street of Hastings. PM me for the address. It's wild! Nothing like choking the life out of some FOB chink girl fresh from some village.
Probably more than your meager means can afford. They are an exotic people. But I'm pretty sure you can still blow those black guys around Collins Beach over at Sauvie Island for free. They like middle age white guy desperation.