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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Midnight Funeral, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    ..I have absolutely no evidence as to the veracity or lack thereof of this. But it is funny in its own way.
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  2. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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  3. RickDeckard

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    Funny because Hispanics are collectively untidy criminals without proper jobs? :dayton:
  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Pretty much. Stereotypes are funny.
  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Absolutely! Also, they're tiny.... and short people are NOT to be trusted!
  6. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    I'm actually offended by the implication that white people did almost 1/4 of the shoplifting.

    Although the article didn't mention whether there is any black or asian population, which might've explained it.

    Still, it can hardly be called a racist article since it left the whites holding the bag for all that litter and stealing that wasn't cured by getting rid of the hispanics.
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  7. Lt. Mewa

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    Everyone is tiny next to you, Bubba. :ramen:
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  8. Subspace

    Subspace comfy in a chair

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    If real, it's about the funniest thing I've ever seen! :loltears:
  9. Lt. Mewa

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  10. Caboose

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    Victoria? Yea, I can see it going down just as described and further yet am amused at not only the outcome but the style of presentation and wording selected by the paper.

    A quick search however finds it, according to the Victoria Chamber of Commerce, to be a hoax.
    Snopes also claims it as such.

    The print pic there however warrants further investigation as to it's true origin though so off I go. It's so Onionesque. :lol:
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    I knew it was horseshit before reading that you folks had Snopesed it.


    I have friends and family who live there.
  12. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well now that we know its a hoax lets talk about assholes who post shit like this. :ramen:
  13. Caboose

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    I knooow dat be right! :ramen:

    I've known some pretty damn good vatos over the years, but the stereotypical concepts are so eloquently covered with the exception of the afternoon siesta. :ramen:
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    I figured it most likely was but we are talking about Victoria here. :ramen:

    ;)
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  15. Caboose

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    :lol: I can't argue that. :ramen:
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  16. Captain J

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    Actually, the ones most likely to follow such a stupid boycott are the "untidy criminals." The smart ones know enough to look for the best bargain and buy it.

    I'm curious though are you denying the statistics because they don't match your warped view of life?
  17. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    THEN DON'T POST IT.

    Prefacing your idiotic posts with statements like that (and this is far from the first time) doesn't make them any less moronic.
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  18. Captain J

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    It's called fun and comedy you twit. If anyone posts shit that has no veracity, it's you an your leftist bunch.
  19. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    If I ever start a thread going "HEY I WAS AT THE SHOPS AND OVERHEARD SOME PEOPLE TALKING AND DIDN'T QUITE HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING AND THEY WERE LAUGHING SO IT MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN A JOKE ALTHOUGH I DID HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND THE LAUGHTER COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE SONG I WAS LISTENING TO AT THE TIME OR MAYBE SOME OF THE WORDS I THOUGHT THEY SAID COULD HAVE BEEN BACKING LYRICS BUT ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT [insert standard Midnight Funeral racist jab here]!" then feel free to be the first to call me out on it.
  20. Lt. Mewa

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    Dude, try reading some of the other posts in the thread. D'URR!!!! :marathon:
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    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I knew it before I even got to the end of it, from the "Shoppers reported they could actually hear English being spoken throughout the community for the first time in recent memory" line. Such an over-the-top, Onionesque exaggeration gave it away completely. I had already found it very suspicious, but that one put an end to all doubt.

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  22. RickDeckard

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    Oh, and more fuel on the fire of MF being a big racist twat.
  23. RickDeckard

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    :rofl:

    You think this is real??!!!
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  24. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    :google:

    There is no fucking excuse for this kind of ignorance on the internet.

    You knew. You knew and wanted to troll and did even though as a troll it sucked like the black hole in the center of this galaxy or you at a border truckstop men's room.

    Get better. Your shtick is lame as fuck.
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  26. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Oh sweet Jesus.