NJ woman strives to become world's fattest lady

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_woman_attempting_to_become_world_pco3O4qPWiCg3yjEWaxx9N

Nuke the entire human race from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Who the hell fucks a 600 lb bitch?????

For every disgusting bodily characteristic or activity, there are always a few people out there for whom it is actually a fetish.

There are guys who have a fetish for eating a women's shite, covering themselves in it, etc. There are guys who have a fetish for girls that don't shave their pits. And there are some guys who have a fetish for humongous morbidly obese women.

And that's the fuckedupitude of the world.

Yeah right she's healthy.

And politicians want to compare the current economy to the Great Depression? If we have stuff like this going on, we're not even close to beginning to think about suffering. Lord help us.

She's just too fat to hear him quietly sobbing in the shower every morning. After all, he knows he could be dinner some day.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Future poster child for universal health care, right there.

Consequences? Who cares? Someone will step up to foot the bill, whether they want to or not.

Unless you're the kind of fucktard who thinks her web site is gonna support her indefinitely.

If she was "healthy" she wouldn't need a scooter to get around.

I hate seeing morbidly obese people in those. Scooters enable them to continue that terrible lifestyle. (Not aimed at people who become obese *after* becoming handicapped.)

Got into real trouble once saying that to a bunch of Trek fans on someone's blog. I was deemed "able-ist"!

Time to harpoon a land whale before it hits the 1/2 ton mark. Mewa this seems like a job for you.

www.feeder.co.uk

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she has to move around with the help of a Caterpillar 797 Dump Truck.

And her boyfriend "supports" her? Him and what Army!

There's a picture of her in a swimsuit My eyes ; ;

Dear God, help us.

Simpson's already did it.

And big dogs die younger than small dogs, so maybe the amount taxpayers must pay in socialized health cost won't be too great (i.e. maybe if we used a vet it would cost us less).

There's a two-liter soda on the table in front of her. I bet she drinks the whole thing in one sitting. Disgusting.

You are NOT me sir, nor are you my equal!!!!!

On another note, this is an "ONLY in NJ" story. We have the most fucked up state in the Union. From our uber-congested roads to our overpopulation. This woman is the icing on our cake.

^ I think she's the whole fucking cake, not just the icing.

Fuck's sake. Why make it hard on yourself. Just eat doughnuts and burgers like the rest of the bed bound fat fucks.

She eats lots of those too.

I know, but my thinking is that if she wants to get to her target surely she'd be better off eating nothing but. No?

She certainly WOULD explain the congested infrastructure of our state. Driving is like blood cells trying to get in and out of a heart with extremely constricted fatty arteries.

Some of the fattier sashimi pieces clock in at about as many calories per gram as a cheeseburger on a bun, and a lot of the sushi rolls pack a higher-than-expected calorie count, especially the avocado heavy rolls.

In any event, "70 big pieces of sushi" is probably 3500-5000 calories, depending on whether they really are particularly big and whether she's choosing particularly fatty pieces (a typical piece of sushi--not a roll or sashimi--clocks in at about 50 calories). That's about three Monster Thickburger's worth of calories.

Well, I have a friend who loved his wife more when she was around 250 lbs. When she crash-dieted and got down to a healthy, stunning 140, he actually begged her to put the weight back on.

They're divorced now. And she had her pick of a replacement.

But I don't think even he would have gone for 600!

You mean current leach on the private insurer stupid enough to cover her and savvy enough to pass her bills on to the rest of their customers in higher premiums.

Apparently someone already is, since you know she didn't pay the 30 people required to deliver her baby out of her own pocket.

The only encouraging thought is that she's probably cutting decades off her lifespan, so the payouts will end sooner than for a normal size person.

“Once you reach 550 pounds, stay home. Go for the record. I'll sponsor you.”​

Baby got back... and front and side as well!!!!

Ted would have loved this thread.