How do you feel about Apostle's love for gay cello music?

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  1. The Original Faceman

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    I can imagine him now, stroking his pet poodle on his sofa, tears welling up in his eyes - the orchestra crescendos, Apostle bawls softly, stroking the puppy, realizing what a wasted life he's led, knowing now that he'll never get those 30 years of virginity back.

    http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=82572

    :itsokay:
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  2. We Are Borg

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    ...and then he grabs his poodle and rapes it in the ass.
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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Point of order: I don't rape. I grape.
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    And the world heaves a collective sigh of relief. :diacanu:
  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I bet his poodle's had more sex than he has.
  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    It's gay. :bailey:
  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    It's not any gayer than that time I humped your leg while we watched the Yo Yo Ma Sesamee Street bit, krieg.


    Don't act like it didn't happen either - we see your avatar. We know of your Sesame Street Love.
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    Glad to see Apostle getting ragged by others. :techman:
  10. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    I'm glad you're glad! I was really worried you were going to kill yourself since your life sucks so much lately (I was hear some of the things that have been happening lately!), but now you have a reason to live!
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Oh... also, I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. Didja get it?
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    Say what??

    You sexless asshole!
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    Checked the thread...he's gay. And his use of sideways pictures confirmed it.

    They were taked from between some guys legs. :soma:
  14. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Yeah, you're right - my asshole is sexless. I guess I'm not a faggot like you. My asshole will remain sexless too!
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  15. Bickendan

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    The cello and bass are the two maniliest string instruments. :bergman:
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  16. Rifle Spryte

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    The only thing gay about the Cello music that Apostle listens to is that it isn't performed by Madam Jacqueline Du Pre. I find The Yo-Yo's music lacking in emotion.
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    Actually, that was my leg. You promised you'd call the next day. You didn't. :cry:

    You forgot the Surprise Buttsecks variable. It can happen to anyone, at any time, without warning (hence, the "surprise" modifier.)
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  20. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Not at all, no-ones rights have anything to do with the statistically increased probability that that photo gets you all hot and bothered. :)
  22. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    I'm not hot. I am bothered though. You annoy me. :)
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    Freud was a fraud who projected his own fears on others. Simply because someone doesn't like something it does not mean they are afraid of it. I hate clowns. I'm not afraid of them. I just want to use them for target practice. Listening to the opera Pagliacci makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. My belief that the only good clowns are crying or dead has nothing to do with fear.