The Perfect Woman?

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  1. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I recently got this tweet (see attachment):
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Feb 25, 2011
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  2. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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  3. Gagh

    Gagh Idiot.

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    Gagh, Feb 25, 2011
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  4. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    to be perfect, she has to already have the million $
    Nova, Feb 25, 2011
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  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    The perfect woman- isn't that the one that's only three and a half feet tall, has no teeth, and the top of her head is flat? (So you have somewhere to set your drink...) :ramen:
    Marso, Feb 25, 2011
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    She's runner-up. Perfgection is her father owning a licquor store.
    oldfella1962, Feb 25, 2011
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin, Feb 26, 2011
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  8. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    She also knows the American League box scores. :dancer:
    Bulldog, Feb 26, 2011
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  9. IndigoTiger

    IndigoTiger Violently Happy

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    Welp, I'll never be the perfect woman. I already knew that. I've accepted it.

    Sorry. *shrug*
    IndigoTiger, Feb 26, 2011
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Bickendan, Feb 26, 2011
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  11. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    corrected :)
    Chuck, Feb 26, 2011
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  12. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    The perfect woman has nothing to do with baseball. :bergman:
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Feb 26, 2011
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  13. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Feb 28, 2011
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    ^Perfect woman?

    Rough as arseholes mate.
    El Chup, Feb 28, 2011
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  15. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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  16. Aenea

    Aenea .

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    Wrong answer. :garamet:
    Aenea, Feb 28, 2011
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  17. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Three feet tall, flat head, fold-back teeth and pistol-grip ears. :ramen:
    Lanzman, Feb 28, 2011
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  18. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Then she's a communist. :bailey:
    Bulldog, Feb 28, 2011
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  19. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    And doesn't leave until the game is actually over!
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  20. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Are you high? She's a doll!

    View attachment 8057

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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Mar 5, 2011
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  21. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Meh.
    Forbin, Mar 5, 2011
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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin, Mar 5, 2011
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  23. sandbagger

    sandbagger Fresh Meat

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    And she has to understand that I'm just too proud to work. :smoking:
    sandbagger, Mar 5, 2011
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  24. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    The perfect woman would have to be mute, where are all the mute women?
    enlisted person, Mar 5, 2011
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  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    The perfect woman is deaf, mute, blind, and owns a liquor store. :bailey:
    Muad Dib, Mar 6, 2011
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