Well, thank God he didn't tamper with his marriage or hurt anyone. Of course, I'd still like to see a picture of that stuck up, cum guzzlin' bitch...
Ramen has been brought to justice at last. P.S. Can you imagine her contacting the police? "I took a drink and I thought, 'gee, that sure tastes like semen.' But I wasn't sure. So, I asked my boyfriend..."