So Chup Wants To Buy The Board...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Caboose, Jun 22, 2011.

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Let's say El Chup gets the board. Now what?

  1. Oh Hell yes! Sign me up!

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  2. Ah shit, does this mean the rep will be fucked with and reset and shit?!?

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  3. Oh Hell no, sign me up for the first mode of transport right out of here!

    19 vote(s)
    67.9%

  4. I blow Baba.

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  1. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    I'll buy it.
    Does Lanz take Coke Rewards Points?
    Parallaxis, Jun 23, 2011
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  2. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Based on what I've seen, and the fact he's a lawyer, I'd have to say chances are he'd be a pretty lousy board owner.
    Ten Lubak, Jun 23, 2011
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  3. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    KatyJane sighting!! Post more, dang it!

    Another list I didn't make. :(
    Order2Chaos, Jun 23, 2011
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  4. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Heck, I can do way better than that. I'll buy it for a big piece of lint from a Lay-Z Boy recliner, two empty bird nests, and a crumpled up receipt from the first showing of The Phantom Menace.
    $corp, Jun 23, 2011
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Hmm...I've got cat hair, an old Domino's menu, some dum-dum lollipops and my old black silk bra.

    Beat that! :diacanu:
    Tamar Garish, Jun 23, 2011
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  6. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Sold!!!
    Lanzman, Jun 23, 2011
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Men are so easy....:lol:
    Tamar Garish, Jun 23, 2011
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  8. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    There that looks better. :slice:
    KIRK1ADM, Jun 23, 2011
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  9. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    FTFY
    shootER, Jun 23, 2011
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  10. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ancalagon, Jun 23, 2011
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  11. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    On a related note, I present for your enjoyment, the top ten ways WF would change if El Chup bought the board:

    #10: F-ed up spellings of words like "tire" and "color."
    #9: The insistence in calling "soccer" "football," and "underwear" "pants," among other things.
    #8: The Constitution and Bill of Rights would be rolled back to pre-1776 standards.
    #7: Burqhas for all 3 female posters on WF.
    #6: Not only would the White Room not come back, all the models in Sandbagger threads would be stoned.
    #5: Sharia Law.
    #4: Instead of warnings and bannings, all moderators would be issued suicide bomb vests.
    ...
    Volpone, Jun 23, 2011
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  12. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    #3 Everyone's sig will include the words "Allah Akbar"
    $corp, Jun 23, 2011
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  13. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    #2: Baghdad Bob will take over Chup's day today posting. "There are no Lovers of Islam here!"
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Jun 23, 2011
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  14. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    I'll give you one of TKO's socks and (sounds of being choked from behind by TKO's chemistry ninjas)
    Lethesoda, Jun 23, 2011
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  15. Ramen

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    Ramen, Jun 24, 2011
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    1,000 quatloos.
    Muad Dib, Jun 26, 2011
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  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    No, but he does take Marlboro Miles.
    Muad Dib, Jun 26, 2011
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  18. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    What about Microsoft Points? :unsure:

    :lol:
    Caboose, Jun 26, 2011
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  19. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Nothing but love for Lanz here, but let's review his record:

    - Got rid of the White Room
    - Nothing else noticeable

    That's pretty grim.
    Powaqqatsi, Jun 26, 2011
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  20. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Damnit! All I've got are some old Camel Bucks from 1993.
    Mr. Plow, Jun 26, 2011
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  21. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    NAHTMMM, Jun 26, 2011
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  22. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Why do we need a White Room? Isn't there enough pr0n on the webz already?
    Bulldog, Jun 26, 2011
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  23. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    I think it's because they like the thought of sharing porn with their friends.

    You know, because jacking off to the same pictures makes them closer some how. :D
    Demiurge, Jun 26, 2011
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  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    There's no such thing as enough pr0n, Bulldog.
    Muad Dib, Jun 26, 2011
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  25. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Which is why Maud never leaves the house. :)
    Demiurge, Jun 26, 2011
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  26. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    I have to admit, I miss making polls so us internet losers could vote on the prettiest Playboy model. :(
    Ramen, Jun 26, 2011
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