Apple Reportedly Loses Another Unreleased iPhone Prototype

Apple keeps losing iPhones in bars in San Francisco. Hmmm...

Loses? Or should that be "looses". I'm starting to think they're doing this stuff on purpose.

I'm sure that this is done accidentally on purpose.

I expect a full media write-up of the thing before long.

If they'd released it in July this would not have happened.

Where's Apostle?

M-O-O-N spells Apple.

Somebody buy those guys some decent man-purses so they don't set down expensive prototypes on the nearest counter while they're getting pounded in the ass.

Of course they do this on purpose.

What pisses me off is the way them doing this on purpose ended up with someone's rights being violated.

And then, of course, the sadness this brings to Muad. MUAD'S MY FRIEND YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE APPLE!

Too busy with his iWrist.

Sorry. Wife. I mean wife.

That's right. I have a wife. My fiance married me. Unlike your fiance. Do you guys even talk anymore? My wife and I talk... when we're not making sweet, sweet married love.

No. Did you?

So I have to know -- what's everybody's beef with apostle? I know y'all have one, but whatever started it, I think I missed it.

Do people need to "have a beef" with someone to recognise them as a retard?

I negged chuck. Then even flow told me to disagree with him. I complied.

They're doing what they're told.

No, not really. I mean, we all know Tasvir is a tard. But I noticed apostle is getting some extra love around here lately, more so than I remembered him getting oh, say, a month ago. I was just curious what the catalyst of that was.

Negged Chuck, huh? That's a firin'.

Do you really think it's "just" because you negged Chuck?

El Chup and Apostle are being mean to each other.

I think the thing is that Tasvir is old hat. Its pretty much an act that we are used to, and it's pretty basic.

However, apostle, for me, went from being a pretty humble chap to an insufferable holier than thou douche who thinks he is the world's greatest cad simply because he managed to find someone to marry him. Yet he forgets that most of us had a sex life and many relationships while he was still snapping the dried semen out of his old kleenexes.

There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

So, I see you're back, and right back at it.

This kind of shit sure wasn't missed.

Yes, because people would never do something just because they want to.


I think you're projecting more than a little bit. Explains much about you.

I nominate this or flow's new av:

Fiancé is the male form of the word. Freudian slip?

No. Until you said that, I did not know there were gender variations on that term. Despite you wishing otherwise, I'm not gay.

Hell, I didn't know that, and I know practically everything!

Say the who what now?? You still butthurt from that atheist thread over a year ago?

Stating the obvious is not butthurt.

Don't you have a fight to finish with EwwAyy or something?

TEH PLOT THICKENS! LIKE MISSMANNERS' THIGHS!!

Megatron is just WF's resident dog. He barks and barks and we all think how nice it is to not be a lesser animal.

Says the butthurt idiot that couldn't ban any of my duals over at BigBlue and left in a huff.