Ok, so I was on vacation during the Champagne Room

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ramen, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    This thread I not going in the direction I hoped.

    Expected, yes. :ramen:
  2. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Unpossible. I'm thinking about a line of T-shirts. Cha-Ching.
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  3. Caboose

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    Where's the cookies? :unsure:

    Can't have a t-shirt enterprise without the cookies.
  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    There needs to be a shower cap.
  5. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Somebody over at Ar15.com suggested shower curtains! :soma:
  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    If there were water coming out of the gun, like you had just dunked it... that would both be horrible and cool, at the same time.
  7. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Nope. I didn't dunk it...but if I had, a little water wouldn't have hurt it any*.


    *Have you ever noticed that when ever you mix the subject of guns with any other subject (in this case hot, soapy water....and a dog with a shampoo mohawk), it always becomes a double entendre? :unsure:
  8. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I have noticed that. A lot of liberals say it is because guns are a phallic symbol, but I think that just proves that they hate phallus*.



    *I am not sure what the plural form of phallus is.
  9. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    When shit was really dirty and needed to be cleaned quickly, shaving cream (the cheap stuff, not the gel) and hot water will do the trick. Just squirt the stuff into every little nook and cranny, then thoroughly wash. Wipe off what you can and put outside (still disassembled) to dry. Afterwords thoroughly coat with CLP. Store overnight. Next day break it all down, give it a quick wipe and you're good to go.
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  10. Ramen

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    I've used brake cleaner and synthetic motor oil with excellent results. I'm so lazy I even bought a little air gun that uses C02 cartridges to shoot little srubbly-cotton pellets down the barrel. :ramen:
  11. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Why? I used to take my M16 or M60 into the shower all the time to clean it. All you gotta do it thoroughly dry with with patches, a towel, and hair dryer, and then lube it.

    How does that work for you? Right now I just use a bore snake.
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  12. Tamar Garish

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    Well, considering the thread about sexy pictures has turned into a gun discussion, it seems appropriate.

    Of course all I can think of is....

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  13. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    In a good way, or a bad way?
  14. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    There's a good way to think about Zardoz?
  15. Mullet Man

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    I am not a woman... I have no clue what you guys think about men, and what you like or don't like. :|

    I don't even understand why my own wife seems to find me attractive.
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  17. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    You don't even try to hide anymore, do you, Apostle?
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  19. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Tell ya what, the day I get abs and pull off my Winry cosplay, I'll post some pics.
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