Young Woman Seeks Rich Guy, Gets Reply From JP Morgan CEO

Not sure how true this story is, but it was amusing, so I'll repost it here.

While the response is funny at one level, it's a for-sure bet that he's not going to get any better looking on the inside with that attitude, either.

In short, it's my contention that they're both missing a part of the equation here.

This should be legal. As long as everyone is a willing party let them do what they want.

The guy did have a nice response to the gold digger though.

Yeah, I can't realistically see her being that brazenly honest about it, and not piling on the usual excuses and rationalizations.

Fake, This has been making the rounds since at least '97

This is like 10 years old and been emailed to me about 5 dozen times.

You used.... a gay font!

Don't you mean the WRONG FONT!!!!!!1111111 :firewall:

This is fake. There are several spelling and grammatical errors in the letter. If this were a letter from the CEO of J.P. Morgan Chase, and one to be seen by the public, it would be top form with no errors. One doesn't become the CEO of a major international corporation without either knowing how to spell, or having a secretary who knows how to spell.

Quite frankly, this letter looks more like a 409 scam than an authentic piece of correspondence. So I shall take it as such.

$corp, $corp, $corp...

The first rule of the internet is that you NEVER believe ANYTHING on the internet.

Hell, I just posted this and I don't believe it either.

Fake, but funny,

Does she swallow?

It's important!

I think his response was in response to the intial shallow-ness of the first post.

I certainly think it's fake. I can't imagine someone being as stupid as to post intentions like that or the actual CEO of JPM throwing his name around like that on what ever forum that was... but it was certainly entertaining!

Funny as hell, but I'd say it's fake based on this one line:
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.


Advise, not advice

Still, given everything else here, it could've been a way for him to show himself not to be as shallow as the typical stereotype on either end.

As is, neither is an example to emulate or even learn anything from.

I figured this was a fake. This story I got from Facebook, and it was a fresh-off-the-boat girl from China that posted it.

So, how's the human trafficking business going for ya these days?

Reading between the lines, I'd say he has the most important part of the equation in mind in responding the way he did.