LHC Can't Find the Higgs-Boson, But It CAN Find FTL Particles!

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  1. Liet

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    Fuck up found.
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    The people doing the experiment didn't factor that in? Wow. Maybe they just miscalculated initially?
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    They took into account relativistic effects between the two points, and each point and it's respective GPS satellite, but they didn't take into account relativistic effects between the two satellites.
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  5. Tuckerfan

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    In other news, the massive vibrations felt in the ground where Einstein's ashes were scattered, have ceased.
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    So I guess Charles Krauthammer shit his pants over nothing....
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    Thanks for the update but damn. This would have been all sorts of cool.
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    It's what I expected, but I have to admit I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping there would be some radical new discovery...
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    Hold your horses everyone! One of my friends has a physics degree and he's calling this guy's paper bunk!
    He's got no references, no collaborators, and isn't even a physicist!

    The neutrino issue is still unsolved!
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Wow. Only took.... one month? for XKCD to be proven correct.

    [xkcd=I can't speak to the paper's scientific merits, but it's really cool how on page 10 you can see that their reference GPS beacon is sensitive enough to pick up continential drift under the detector (interrupted halfway through by an earthquake).]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/neutrinos.png[/xkcd]

    NOTE! This is how to properly post XKCD!
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    That is a great cartoon! I find this stuff fascinating even if I actually understand very little of it. Watching scientists call each other (in ever so polite language) incompetent douchebags who would have trouble doing long division if they couldn't take off their shoes is very entertaining. But seriously, I just don't know how anyone could say with a straight face that Einstein was going out the window if this finding couldn't be explained away. I mean we used Einstein (and Newton for that matter) to send men to the moon, so it's not like he was "wrong". At worst his theory would have been shown as incomplete.
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  13. Bailey

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    This entire situation is a great case study to point people to of how peer review works.
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    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    I agree. It looks to me like this one went right by the book.
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    Causality is only violated when the travel time between two points is less than zero. If T is equal to or greater than zero, then causality is preserved.
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  16. Marso

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    Me too. It appears Einstein is still the roadblock to FTL. :bailey:
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    Conventionally, yes. However in terms of relativity where C is assumed to be the speed constant of the universe (essentially the "speed of reality") you have to take into account the fact that different reference frames are equally valid. Take the sun for example, while we typically understand that its light takes 8 minutes to reach us, relativity means that for all intents and purposes we can treat that as being how the sun is right now, since no effects can reach us faster than C. So if some activity on the sun could cause particles to reach us faster than C they would arrive from some viewpoints before their cause.
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    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Still not resolved, I almost get the impression they will keep running this until it turns up the right answer :)
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15791236
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    ^^^In effect that's exactly what they are doing and what they should be doing IMHO. If you're going to overturn one of the most universally accepted tenets of modern physics as we currently understand how could it be otherwise? Or as Carl Sagan put it "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof" Actually it's going to be quite amusing to see how scientists reconcile the fact that while one of the things they thought they knew about physics was wrong while at the same time so many calculations based on that same understanding have turned out to be correct.
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    I, for one, welcome our FTL neutrino overlords.
  23. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    I tried to, but I couldn't see them, they were moving so fast they traveled backward in time.
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    The same way calculations performed on the macro scale using Newtonian mechanics still hold true within their proper scale.
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    Exactly the way I see it. It is always amusing when something in science that was thought to be the last word, turns out not to be. As I've said before, this wouldn't show that Einstein was wrong, just that his theory was incomplete. Did anyone else read Charles Krauthammer's column about how this would overturn physics as we knew it? I was thinking "this guy shits his pants way too easily"...
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    http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2012/02/breaking-news-error-undoes-faster.html

    Looks like I got to this one first :)
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  27. Tex

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    Or did you? Post #7, Tex beats all those eggheads to the explanation by several month. You're welcome, science.
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    And can somebody make up their mind about those damned neutrinos?
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