Would you hit it? I wouuuu.... nope, too creepy.

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    This girl is fat.

    I ain't down with that. :ramen:



    Just kidding!

    Besides the really tiny waist, I think she's OK. :shrug: Cute face. However, she's getting to be on the skinny side, but at least she's not a whale like you-know-who. :?:
    $corp, Apr 29, 2012
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Hey, we weren't talking about Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr.
    Bickendan, Apr 29, 2012
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    How is there room for internal organs in there!!?!?
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    There's just this plastic bulb in there that you pour milk, and an electrolytic shake powder into, and the catalytic action that goes on charges her batteries.

    :borg:
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    Diacanu, Apr 29, 2012
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    What's really creepy is the dysfunctional weirdos who buy these things.
    Dinner, Apr 29, 2012
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  6. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Who buy what things?

    This is a real chick.
    Sean the Puritan, Apr 29, 2012
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  7. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Dinner, Apr 29, 2012
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  8. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I thought it was one of those "Real Dolls"! :lol:

    http://www.realdoll.com/
    Dinner, Apr 29, 2012
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  9. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Rimjob Bob, Apr 29, 2012
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  10. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I could force myself to hit it. :soholy:

    At least she's not covered in fucking tattoos. :shrug:
    Marso, Apr 29, 2012
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  11. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    You know she's shaved.

    I wonder if she's had her nipples removed. :unsure:
    Volpone, Apr 30, 2012
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  12. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    If so, I'd totally fuckin' do her.
    Volpone, Apr 30, 2012
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  13. Arch

    Arch massive irritant

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    You'd probably have to drill your own hole.
    Arch, Apr 30, 2012
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  14. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Anyone watch Nip/Tuck? A couple on there was obsessed with looking like Ken and Barbie and had their nipples removed. It was Season 5 or 6.
    Rimjob Bob, Apr 30, 2012
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  15. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Oh, Jesus. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

    <--- See my avatar for what a real woman is supposed to look like.
    We Are Borg, Apr 30, 2012
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  16. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Sure. I'd fuck her brains out.

    :clyde:
    Sokar, Apr 30, 2012
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  17. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I'd probably hit it for the novelty... :fun:
    Nautica, Apr 30, 2012
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  18. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    That little barbie is smoking hot and I could totally do her. I think I would pull her legs off first though ;)
    enlisted person, Apr 30, 2012
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  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    She looked better before:

    [​IMG]
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  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Except for the shiny wart on her nose.
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    She's not the first woman going for the Barbie thing--I remember hearing of a woman who was nearly forty trying this at least a decade ago.

    This chick here is one of the more...accurate-looking Barbie girls I've seen though. Eh, whatever makes her happy, I guess. :shrug:
    Shirogayne, May 1, 2012
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  22. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    She looks just like an old girlfriend of mine but Tammy wasn't into the plastic look. She was very naughty though.
    Caboose, May 1, 2012
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  23. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Skin would hit it. Just so Skin could say that Skin had hit it.
    skinofevil, May 2, 2012
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  24. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Skin, hitting a woman is not acceptable.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, May 8, 2012
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  25. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :facepalm:

    Dig up a dead thread to post THAT?? :jayzus:
    Lt. Mewa, May 8, 2012
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  26. Phoenicianknight

    Phoenicianknight Chaotic Jester

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    The Doll Girl yeah, but the that looks like a football player, I needs to see some proof.
    Phoenicianknight, May 8, 2012
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