Really, really BAD character names.

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  1. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Ongoing list as I think them up. Anybody else who wants to can contribute as well. Worst character names you can think up.

    Axe Shredwell. Guess his profession.
    skinofevil, Jul 10, 2012
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Guitarist?
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    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Pussy Galore... both best and worst :)
    Dan Leach, Jul 10, 2012
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Chico Diddle, Catholic priest

    Buster Fiste, gynecologist

    Mortimer Chung, race car driver

    Icarus Flair, astronaut

    Millhouse Tweed, politician
    Paladin, Jul 10, 2012
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Slice McDivot, golfer. (This is the nickname I use for my eldest!)
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Bogie Duffer

    Topper Hooks

    Shanks Driver

    Sandy Bunker
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    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Mark Patsi. Poor guy seems to keep getting conned.
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  8. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Justin Case. (Actually knew somebody with this name in school.)
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Paige Turner, novelist

    Robin Banks, thief

    Beau N. Arrow, archer

    Randy Sluts, pornographer

    Hugh G. Rection, porn star
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  10. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Euell P. Yorpanz, chronic incontinent.

    Neil B. Formi, Supervillain
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    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Flippan Tippet
    Goggles McGonnigle
    Floyd Pinkerton
    skinofevil, Jul 12, 2012
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ginger Snatch
    Richard Small (I know someone with this name)
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    Bud Leitner.
    Kasha Cheq
    Dina Coffee
    skinofevil, Jul 12, 2012
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  14. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Miles O'Toole, Porn Star
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  15. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Dusty Hamwallette

    Red Phister

    Reuben Pattercock

    Sawyer Raper

    Salty Bitterman

    Kenny Pleizer

    Mister Nethards
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Kenny Pleizer

    This one's throwing me a bit, because I default to the German pronunciation for 'ei' (except after 'c'), so I end up reading 'Pl-eye-zer'.
    Bickendan, Jul 14, 2012
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  17. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    JarJar Binks.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Lucas comes up with some really stupid character names.

    Dooku?
    Gunray?

    :wtf:
    shootER, Jul 14, 2012
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  19. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I always felt that Dirk Pitt was a cheesy name. (Clive Cussler)
    Lt. Mewa, Jul 14, 2012
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  20. Speck

    Speck Dark Brotherhood

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    TQ's real name.
    Speck, Jul 17, 2012
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Jacques Offenbach

    Makes for a horrible pun, but this name was real, and the man who had this name wrote the Can Can as the ending for the Ouverture to Orpheus in the Underworld.
    Bickendan, Jul 19, 2012
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Sam Iam-pet food

    Una R Salmon-canned fish sales rep

    Kieth Abby- WWE

    Milt Mann-Dairy Farmer

    Greg Frood-Citrus Farmer

    Jack Boots-Dictator
    John Castle-writer (someone had to)
    Spaceturkey, Jul 22, 2012
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