LOOKITMEELOOKKITMEEE!

"I'm a giant jock douche with a flatbed pickup with a big exhaust stack that belches black smoke!! I'm so cool! I'm a real man!!!"

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Well....gadget up your car with a potato gun that can laser-sight onto his exhaust.

Some people just need killing.

Takin' this kinda personal, aincha, Forbin?

I wouldn't be so much concerned about the pollution as I would be about the possibility that that vehicle might be on fire and about to explode.

Just put a banana in his tailpipe!

[Note: this is a Beverly Hills Cop, not gay porn, reference]

I'd be taking it personal like if that black, foul ass smoke was coming through my vents.

The OP is sort of whining again.

I thought we had moved past that.

Looks like she's burnin' a little oil there.

I don't get whining from the OP. Complaining, sure, but totally relatable complaining. Not only is that much gunk an eyesore, but I can't help thinking it stunk somethin' foul.

Oil smoke tends to be light gray. My first thought was that it's a diesel and one or more injectors are shot.

Black smoke is definitely not from burning oil. I say either Elwood's suggestion, or more generally, incomplete combustion, which could be a timing issue.

If you lived in California you could report him to the gross polluter hotline.

I couldn't have stayed behind that guy.

Zel would have had to pull over a few minutes and let the dude get miles ahead or find another route.

"Got an oil pressure problem, old man. Runnin' real hot!"

Rep for whoever gets the reference.

Used Cars. Dale taking Old Man Fuch's for "a test drive".

Forbin lives in New Jersey. He has every reason to whine.

Not sure how "making fun of" got interpreted as "whining," but Poodle's often a self-righteous idiot, so...

Pump is shit. Rack is waaaayyyy rich.