Wait... what? Skinofjohnrazer has a kid?

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Holy living shit. It reproduced? :shep:

    Fuck it. There's no hope. I'm off this planet.

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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Yeah duh. I've known this for a while.
  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yeah, been out there ages. He's said so himself. It was in his younger years I think, before he descended into a booze riddled hermit.
  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Did he trade his kid for booze money?
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  5. Will Power

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    Don't a good number of WordForgers have kids? It's not surprising Colecovisionrazor John Castle Grayskull has kids:shrug:
  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge. I feel for that kid, I really do.
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think he said he doesn't see the kid, so hopefully the little shit is spared a life of depression.
  8. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Class act, kids.
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  9. John Castle

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    That's why there are no details on tap. And I'm not even the one who introduced that info -- one of these fine mutants found it on my IMDb page and imported it. But that was adjudged to be A-OK, so there was no point denying it after that.
  10. Lt. Mewa

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    This fuggin' guy! Sheeesh!!

    No proad dad statement just a big 'oh fuck, they found me out!' comment. :jayzus:
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  11. John Castle

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    Fat chance on this crowd getting anything more than got dug up somewhere already.
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  12. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Why? He never sees her.
  13. John Castle

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    How would you know?
  14. The Original Faceman

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  15. John Castle

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    Who, your "feminine side"? :lol:
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    If anything, we should be jealous of how little time his kid has to spend with him, given that he spends most of his time here.
  17. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    More than one and they were cute when they were little, if memory serves. :lol:
  18. Bickendan

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    'When they were little'? Are you implying they're not cute anymore? :chris:
  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I don't know...the only picture I ever saw was when they were pretty small.

    If they look like Daddy now.....:diacanu:
  20. Stallion

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    Pictures put on wordforge or internet stalking to update the tamarchives??
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  21. John Castle

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    Oh, this would have been internet stalking from before Wrodfrodge even existed.
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    Ah, Summer Doldrums = Summer Drama.

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  25. Diacanu

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    This.
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  26. Ten Lubak

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    I'm still trying to get over the fact that a chick actually let johnskinofvisionrazor have sex with him.

    Generally speaking chicks don't do drunk, lazy and ugly.
  27. John Castle

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    So what does it feel like when your dogmas oppose each other?
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    Karma?
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  29. Shirogayne

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    After this thread, is it any wonder why he didn't put his business out? You of all people should understand that.
  30. John Castle

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    Exactly. The last place, and I do mean the last place, that I would talk about my daughter is here. Now, if she finds this place on her own, well, she's legally an adult now and can talk to whomever she pleases. Doesn't mean I'd approve and I'm sure as hell not giving her the link. Conversely, I'm not giving this zoo anything it hasn't got already.
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