So is WF for sale?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by faisent, Aug 4, 2013.

  1. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Just curious - there were hints in that Supreme Court thread.

    I'd buy this place and have a dictatorship of no remorse for like $1. I think I could get a few others to chip in for maybe $5 tops.

    It would be glorious for about 7 and a half minutes!
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  2. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I wasn't going to let this become public knowledge, but I bought the board Friday night for a Snickers wrapper and a popsicle stick.
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  3. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    I wish you were funny.

    I exert my will upon the Cosmos, but the Cosmos just doesn't care.

    Please don't post near me, to me, or where you might accidentally be visible to me; your attempts at cleverness, humor, honesty, and intelligence only make me want to leave this place, again, because you're the epitome of why this place is so banal as to be worthless.

    Thanks for your consideration!
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  4. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    You don't say!

    Post.

    Post.

    Post.

    Post post post post post POST POST POST POST!!!


    Still here?

    POST.

    :bailey:
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You over paid. I recommend legal action. Are you familiar with Gordon Firemark?
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'll give you two battle caps and an old pez dispenser for it. Yep, that's about all this place is worth to me. :darwin:

    Of course, if Muad says he hates the place I may have to make a legit offer to buy it just to spite him.
  7. Dayton Kitchens

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    What would $500 get me?
  8. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Isn't that Alf's actual name?
  9. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Battlecaps! I hear those things are vicious! :scared:
  10. Amaris

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    Anything you want, baby.
    Except anal. That's extra, because it's extra special.
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    A handjob by a heroin addict.
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    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    An escort for a day and a half.
  13. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    And now we know who gul's pimp is.
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Dude, they are ripping your ass off on the street. Dang! :jayzus:
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  15. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Nope, Its Gordon Shumway.
  16. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    10 hand jobs, 5 blowjobs, 2 lays, and 10 hits of crack or 10 hits of meth.
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  17. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    It's cool, he's paying in Confederate money anyway. :ramen:
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  18. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    No, that's a celebrity lawyer. Also, to reiterate, because I think that this very important point has been overlooked:

    Gul is a hooeh.
  19. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Only in a sad and pathetic gathering of nerds would so many 1) claim knowledge of prostitute pricing; 2) think this speaks well of themselves.
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  20. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    It's Shumway, check it for yourself.

    You have much to learn young Padawan. You wouldn't believe what I've been offered or seen offered for as little as $5.00.
  21. Dinner

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    Even I knew it was Gordon Shumway. :shame:
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    Internet.

    Serious business. :bailey:
  23. The Original Faceman

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    A tranny hooker handjob and a roofie.
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  26. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  27. Dinner

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    Dirty pool but I guess that is to be expected from a hooker. :objection:
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  28. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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  29. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    The Great Flight of 2013 and probably birth to a new board.
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  30. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    can I buy the board with a big bag-o-weed and some taco cabana?