Now I'll Have to Start Watching Duck Dynasty?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. Zombie

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    But according to those collected idiots they aren't Dayton's bitches...... :lol:

    Personally I think this was a setup on the part of the interviewer. What they hell did they expect him to say knowing full well who he is?

    And yeah he probably should have sidestepped the question but I've got nothing against a man who believes in something and stands his ground on it. Even if he's in the wrong. He's not killing people nor is he working on "oppressing" anyone who happens to be gay. It's just what he believes.
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    Fuck em, they're a dying group.
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  3. The Flashlight

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    John 14:6, "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

    You either believe that or you don't. Christ isn't just one of many paths to Heaven, he's the only path. If you don't believe that, you aren't a Christian. Period.

    Being narcissistic enough to think that you'll just let God know how things really work when you're standing before Him and get yourself into Heaven is, well.....pretty incredible. But hey, it's your eternity. Roll the dice.
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    See, and I'm wondering what the status of contracts and the like are at the moment, this could be a ploy to "renegotiate" on different levels.
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    But see, that is just the point, you profess this to be the only way stated from one religion. There's more than one out there. Allah says he is the way, I mean really, all this does is fuel butchery, distrust, and chaos.

    Apparently Cafeteria Catholic escapes you.

    Yes, I will roll the dice. I actually find myself more Buddhist as time goes on anyway.
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  6. The Flashlight

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    The Gay Mafia and their lame-stream media lapdogs would certainly like everyone to believe so, and there's no doubting that there's been an unprecedented celebration of atheism and anti-christian bigotry in the entertainment industry over the past few years.

    Christianity, however, isn't going anywhere, and it isn't dying out. Which is why GLAAD is so desperate to instantly silence anyone who doesn't subscribe to their rewriting of traditional societal mores.
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    I don't care what you call yourself - cafeteria catholic, buffet buddhist, lunchtime lutheran....whatever.

    You can keep on wallowing in angst about whether believing in Christ is too exclusionary and will offend Islamists. I'll trust what Christ himself said.
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Especially Mark 12:31.

    :yes: Strong possibility that that's exactly what it is.
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    Of course it was a setup, this is the game the lame-stream media has has been blatantly playing for at least the past 3 years. Remember earlier this year when the washed-up NBA player announced he was gay? What was the first thing every sports reporter in America did? They ran to the closest athlete they could find and stuck a tape recorder in their face and demanded a reaction, salivating at the possibility of getting a "controversial" response. And the handful of dumb jocks who hadn't listened to their agents and went off the Gay Mafia reservation were dutifully vilified for having the "wrong" opinion.
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  11. Nova

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    Objectively, it is true that they will get far more outrage from his fans than they ever got from GLAAD.

    On the other hand, the upcoming season is already in the can and Phil had said months ago he wouldn't always be on the show, which is why they were introducing the preacher-son next season to set that exit up.

    So very likely by the time they get to the NEXT season (not the one that starts in January) the passion over the controversy will have died away and Phil will have said, in effect, "Fuck it, I ain't got nothing to prove" and gone hunting.


    But the or-arching reality is that all those folks who support Phil? they are already in their car's headed to Walmart to buy more duck Dynasty merchandise at twice-the-reasonable price which will put millions more dollars in the already overflowing pockets of the network they are pissed at.

    and money is always going to be the bottom line in that industry (as in most others)
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  12. Nova

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    Anyone else remember the days when Flashy would bash me as a "Fundie" for saying things like this?

    I'm certain of it now - Without Shep to troll, the only way to remain relevant was to flip the script and assume the opposite position. It's a bit odd but marvelously entertaining.

    Pro-tip Flashy? When one switches from "heel" to "face" (i.e. from the guy who attacks believers to the guy who proports to be one) it's customary to make a post informing the world of your epiphany which led you to change sides - not just show up one day on the other side of the fence with no backstory. It makes for a better persona.
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  13. John Castle

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    Suspending the guy is fucked up, and the A&E dickbucket who signed off on that should be fired for stupidity.

    You put hillbillies on the air and make them fuckin' famous, they're not going to cease to be fuckin' hillbillies. You put a microphone in front of dyed-in-the-wool Christians, they're not gonna suddenly find Anton LaVey the way they found Jesus. In short: Whoever turned them into the cast of a television show knew what they were getting into and then decided to punish the hicks... for being hicks. That's fucked up.

    One other point: I'm for the guy. Not because I'm anti-gay or pro-Christian but because I'm pro- freedom of expression. Punishing people for freely expressing their personal beliefs -- be it financially, legally, or otherwise -- inflicts damage on the freedom of expression. It sets an evil precedent that won't be easily rolled back, and it absolutely undoes all the progress made by these groups who, until a few short years ago and in some places even still did not embrace their own freedom to express themselves.

    When you make some comfortable expressing themselves freely at the expense of taking that same comfort away from others, that isn't progress.
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    The important thing is that he's made himself a hero to the desperate-for-martyrdom contingent of the Conservative Christian Whining Brigade, and that's good for another six months of fame at least. :techman:
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    Yes, Christ taught love and compassion, he showed mercy towards outcasts and social pariahs. However, Christ also taught repentance, which necessitates change.

    But, honestly Margaret, let's not pretend like you understand anything concerning what it means to be a true Bible-believing Christian. You convinced yourself long ago that believing in Christ was a form of mass delusion and have been snidely looking down your nose at folks ever since.

    That being said, I don't see where this guy has oppressed any gays, or been out working to deny gays equal protection under the law. That certainly doesn't mean he's obligated to vote in favor of gay marriage either, no matter what GLAAD and their media footsoldiers say.
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    Awwww, people are picking on da poor widdle bigots!
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And the week before Christmas at that. What a coincidence...

    Nah, there's no epiphany. Like Dayton, he'll do or say anything to get attention. He lurks to see where the majority opinion is headed, then takes the contrarian one. Next time he'll do a complete flip-flop. There's no "there" there.
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  18. Nova

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    it's also a sure ticket to well payed speaking events whenever he wants them for the rest of his life. probably few more books, maybe a talk radio show - he can pretty much write his own check.
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  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So when do you start?
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    You mistakenly assume you ever knew me to begin with. I'm the Joker in Dark Knight Returns, I have no origin. I simply am.

    In my opinion, you stopped being fun after you burned your trailer home down in an attempt to off your family when they wouldn't accept your lifestyle change, and then begged WF for money which Storm promised to match but then he welched on the promise.

    Oh yeah, those were the days. :techman:
  21. John Castle

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    How, exactly, was what he said bigoted?
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    Organized Gays have spent years building the argument that their sexual behavior choices are the equivalent of racial discrimination toward African-Americans. They would like you to believe that those who object to homosexual behavior on religious grounds are "bigots" in the same sense as racists. But it simply isn't true. Is this Duck Dynasty guy burning any crosses or standing in the way of any gay students trying to attend classes at Ole Miss?
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    Or, as the line would have sounded coming from Christian Bale: "Suh muh juwuh wah duh wuh buh."
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    Read the rest here

    And that's uttered in the same breath as "we never, ever judge someone..."

    In other words, that's right, little Billy, simply for the state of being gay, you're on the same level as a drunk, and a terrorist. He's setting aside and judging someone in ignorance, on the basis of their biology alone. That's bigotry.

    Bigot
    : a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc. : a bigoted person; especially : a person who hates or refuses to accept the members of a particular group (such as a racial or religious group)
    : a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot
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  26. John Castle

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    You're almost certainly trolling, but here goes, anyway...

    When people revile your group as being immoral, or just amoral, it doesn't help your cause to do immoral or amoral things to them in retaliation. It justifies and legitimizes their criticism.

    More to the specific point with this episode: All the guy said was that he doesn't understand the appeal of butthole over poontang. So how many necks did his opinion break? How many beatings suddenly manifested out of thin air like tulpas and commenced to pummel members of the LGBT community into bloody pulps? How many gay bars spontaneously ignited and burned to the ground just because a guy on television who dresses like Willie Nelson but looks like a member of ZZ Top doesn't see the appeal of packin' fudge?

    Compare that guy to Alec Baldwin -- now there was a guy whose rants were genuinely vile -- and how many second chances did that fucker get? Phil Robertson's "bigotry"? Fucking please.
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    BTW - you seem to have a very selective memory Shep. While I certainly sparred with you in the past, as I recall my most vicious knock-down drag-outs were with the raging douchebag Albert.

    Oh, and I forgot to mention that in the aftermath of that whole silliness Margaret then "punished" me by vowing to not speak to me for a year. :lol: I never did understand that, since at the time I never payed attention to anything the old bat had to say, so she was just pissing in the wind. Ah, good times.....
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    Yeah, how about that Alec Baldwin? Sure did take GLAAD a long time to publicly comment despite his repeated use of slurs while throwing tantrums at reporters. In fact, just a couple of weeks ago I saw Dan Savage on Bill Maher defending Baldwin, blatantly admitting that he should get a pass for calling folks "cocksucking faggots" just because he also supports gay marriage. Talk about hypocrisy. But a conservative Christian daring to call gay sex a sin? Oh they're all over that lickity-split, and A & E's response was just to ask how high they should jump.

    You know where I've heard the exact same commentary about gays and being attracted to anus vs. vagina? Sam Kinison stand-up routines. And that was probably some of the tamer stuff he did in his acts. And he's regarded as a comedy legend.
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    I'd like to learn more, can you please show me what Christ had to say on this matter?
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    Speaking of Islam and how Muslims behave toward teh gheys...

    Oh, wait. Nobody is. Fancy that.

    Best just to condemn and punish Christians for it, because that's safe.