A serious question for AncgulCon...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Feb 20, 2014.

  1. The Flashlight

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  2. Amaris

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    Ah, so you search for videos, hoping to find other pedophiles.
    They make support groups for people like you. It's okay, you can get help, Flashy. :itsokay:
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  3. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    While I loath to feed the troll, just b/c other's might actually care I'll explain it a bit.

    So first off, me, @gul, @Tex, @evenflow all pay in equally. Over the longer term, we all have the same say. Now, since we are four that means that there could be a 2/2 split. To resolve that we have a rotating 'first among equals' position who is the titular head of the four horsemen. That person is the face of the group and wins any 2-2 split. Terms are one year (so come Oct I'm out).

    Now as for how I got picked to go first I really can't explain it. It was some kind of sacred Cherokee spirit walk passed down to Flow through his ancestors. Due to it's sacred nature (and the fact I REALLY can't remember it) I can't go into the details, but I will say it involved the suite at the HoJo in OKC, two Cambodian prostitutes, a gram of black tar heroin, two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and a Shetland Pony.

    Three days later, after we got woken up by the staff, kicked out, and banned from all Howard Johnson's for life I was named Princeps. :clyde:
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  4. The Flashlight

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    So, you're now openly admitting that "bronies" are pedophiles? :pedobear:
  5. Amaris

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    If you'll note in my response, I said "search for videos, hoping to find other pedophiles." That you search for Bronies isn't relevant to that statement.
    Also, you seem awfully happy that I've helped you diagnose your condition.
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  6. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Well, this explains quite a lot. Apparently you didn't have the money to buy the site outright. So you partnered with others to get yourself in the game. Now, your obvious ploy is to destroy the value of the board by running off all the members, and once you & your lieutenant Gul have reduced the site to a cyber wasteland, you'll generously offer to buy out Flow & Tex's worthless shares at a price far below what was originally paid.

    I have new respect for you now Anc. You're not just the Ginger Twat, your the plot of fucking Scooby Doo episode. :rolleyes:
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  7. The Flashlight

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    Is it hard for you to type with one hand while the other reaches into the pants of 10 y/o boys?
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  8. mburtonk

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    Lolz.
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  9. Amaris

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    Whoa, hey now, you're asking the wrong guy for that kind of advice, and if you need a support group, I doubt you'll find it here. We don't take kindly to pedophiles.
  10. The Flashlight

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    Good to hear, I assume then your resignation as administrator has already been submitted?
  11. Amaris

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    Why did you edit out what I said before that statement? Don't like the idea of people seeing you trying to solicit advice on what it's like to fondle 10 year old boys?
    Sorry, sweetie, I don't do that kind of thing, and if I were you, I'd quit asking around.
  12. The Flashlight

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    Sorry John, your pedophile credentials were already on file long before tonight. You don't like boys? Unfortunate for the little girls in your life then. :( I guess you can always watch Ponies after.... :shrug:
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  13. Amaris

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    Again with the looking up of people you think are pedophiles, and now you're making credentials for them? Is that some kind of secret handshake/passcode bullshit? Listen, Flashy, I'm not going to join your pedophile club. I have no such interest in children, and if I were you, I'd stop trying to talk other people into becoming pedophiles. That's your choice, though. Keep up the pedophile shit. Once its on the internet, that's where it stays.
  14. The Flashlight

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    I'm sure that's what you tell the daycare workers when you show up with your DVD box set of Little Ponies.
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  15. Amaris

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    Daycare workers? I don't visit any daycare. Is this something you've done in the past? If it is, don't tell me about it. I don't want to be an accomplice to anything.
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    Who's this Flashlight lady, again? :lol:
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  17. Rimjob Bob

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  18. Amaris

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    He was rummaging around in the garbage cans when we moved onto this side of the street.
  19. The Flashlight

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    That's Mewa's gig...... :(
  20. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Too much to do and not enough time. Promotion at work takes up my day, and a son that is almost 2 takes up my after work time until his bedtime, and after that I am either too tired or trying to spend some time on other projects at home or having a little bit of a social life. Moving WF up my priority list seems unlikely for a while.
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  21. John Castle

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    Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed
    Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand with the perverts in the back
    It was smellin' like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor
    There isn't any room for me to breathe, but we're stoppin' to pick up more, yeah!

    Another one rides the bus!
    Another one rides the bus!
    And another climbs on, and another climbs on, another one rides the bus, yeah!
    HEY! He's gonna sit by you!
    Another one rides the bus!

    (Sorry, this thread is just fuckin' boring.)
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  22. Chuck

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    And all this time I thought it was just done in alphabetical order :shrug:
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  23. 14thDoctor

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    Yup. Hasn't Fox done this same routine half a dozen times already?
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  24. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Having encountered a couple of Bronies before, I didn't get any kind of pedophile vibe from them. They seem more like guys who haven't transitioned emotionally into adults.
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  25. John Castle

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    I wasn't talking about his provocation, you prat. I was talking about Leftforge predictably falling for it. Even when they're pretending they didn't, here we are anyway. Had this thread ended up with zero replies, I'd have had nothing to point out as 'boring.'
  26. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Well... yeah. I'm not one to talk shit about truly gentle people, but maybe that's why they trigger that response in me. They seem very, very childlike. My disinclination to be harsh with them is sort of an indication of that, to me anyway. I can't be mean to Bronies 'cause it'd be like swearing at little kids.
  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Bronies have never done any harm.
    I only revile people that do harm.
    Like lawyers.
    And politicians.
    And clergy.
    :shrug:
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  28. Amaris

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    That was poetic.
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    That was poetic.
  30. John Castle

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    Nope, still fuckin' boring.

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  31. The Flashlight

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    Exactly the psychology of pedophiles. :)

    Sigh...so this is what WF has been reduced to. Ginger Twat, Lieutenant Gul, and PedoBronie.

    Just put a bullet in this thing's head. :(
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