Vallejo holds panel discussion on what is and isn't funny...

I can't speak for other corporations, but on the Army selection board the very first thing all the board members see if a huge picture of you. They get about fifteen seconds to size you up, then it's on to the records.

I wonder if Valleyho and Tangelo are also against positive reinforcement of the positive traits of white males?

There are more whites than blacks in the population (a ratio between 6:1 and 7:1); statistically, whites are going to be more anything than blacks.

So white people can jump? And have rhythm?

Right, because if you're for good things while at the same time being against bad things, you're clearly serving a bigoted double standard.

No, that's not where there's a double standard, you sour Kraut. It's a double standard if they're against celebrating the positive traits of a group but instead focus only on condemning what they think are negative traits.

Right, because if you're for good things while at the same time being against bad things, you're clearly serving a bigoted double standard.

No, that's not where there's a double standard, you sour Kraut. It's a double standard if they're against celebrating the positive traits of a group but instead focus only on condemning what they think are negative traits.

Look, I can keep this up way longer than you can, so here's your out: Get the message, or get lost. You're going to do one or the other tomorrow or next year, anyway, so just pick one and get it over with.

True!

What positive traits do white males uniquely claim?

I can't speak for all white males, but off the top of my head:
hitting what the fuck we aim at
making actual eye contact with customers
rarely washing our cars (positive because we are conserving water - yeah that's the ticket!)
using our "inside voice" when talking

And these traits are unique to white males? Are they also universal? I definitely don't wash my car often; so I guess I'm white enough.

There is, of course, nothing unique about those traits, nor are they universal for white males in the first place.

Oldfella's racism sure is showing, though. (See? That's what it looks like when I accuse someone of racism.)

Do we need to consult the dictionary yet again? Please give specific quantifiable examples (show your work) of
me stating that one race is inheritantly superior to another. Key work being superior (or "better" to keep it simple). Apples are different than oranges. I might love apples and hate oranges, but am I saying one is better than the other?

That's why I'd never buy a used car from a white man. I don't see them spending hours on Saturday cleaning/maintaing them. OMG is that racist? I think my own race might do something differently or less efficiently than another race. Can I be racist against myself? Let the apology tour begin!

Look, it comes down to this.
Injustice isn't funny, but neither are lemon pussed social justice warriors.

End of.

They count me amongst their number.

Lemon Pussed Social Justice Warriors?
Best band name EVER!

I hate the word "white." White to me means Edgar + Johnny Winter (RIP).
There is one HUGE disadvantage to being a "white" man - bowhunting.
Seriously, nothing screams "danger" like pale skin. Nothing in nature is that color, that's why I have to put
camo paint/makeup all over my exposed skin and make a big fucking mess. And it's hot outside and
the shit starts smearing and running all over - it's a bitch.
Black and Hispanic bowhunters (yes there are a few) totally get over.
I shouldn't complain, I am pretty dark in the early part of the season. If I were ginger
I'd have it even rougher.

Well, if you were a ginger you'd be an abomination before God, so bowhunting would be the least of your worries.

Indeed! I would be the hunted rather than the hunter!

If you were ginger, you'd have to slather on sunblock just to walk from your front door to the car without risking a first-degree burn.

When social justice warriors are warrioring, they aren't trying to be funny, so your point doesn't make any sense.

Case in point...

What negative traits do they uniquely claim?

lolwut

Why would you expect me to be funny in posts where I am clearly not being humorous? This does not make the point you think it does.

These Europeans sure are active during the American day.

You shouldn't make assumptions.

America owns this day?

But we should -- and we will -- notice facts.