Using Donations To Support Your Blog

I can tell you've really exceeded expectations then.

Tell me, how much alcohol do you have to drink to get into "character"?

So... I haven't been online much the last couple of days and now I've had a quick glance at this thread.
Did John Castle really spend the whole weekend getting drunk alone and then decided to fight his major depression (I'm sorry you're a failure, dude.) by insulting people on the internet again... and again... and again... and again?
What a meltdown!

It's not a meltdown. It's a calculated troll. Research even. For a book he's writing. Under the name John Castle. He takes his work seriously.

I'm certainly entertained. As I've said before, the entertainment value of Castle's ongoing ass-to-mouth love affair with Epic Failure is pretty much the only reason I come here. The guy's a scream!
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Ah... the thinly veiled threat of comeuppance. Careful fellas... his wrath will no doubt be...

...every bit as mighty as we've come to expect.
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Like I said:
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Hush, puppy.

None. I've told you before, and apparently you weren't listening. Google the word, "supersane."

I see this board properly. I see it for what it is, and for what it isn't. This place is not important. This place is a big, festering pile of shit with a punchline.

I treat this place accordingly. Nobody here, not any member of this board, is working on curing cancer here. Nobody here is saving hungry little fuckin' orphans with his or her posts. None of you is doing shit with your lives when you post here.

But you all act all high and fuckin' mighty just because your time wasting shenanigans looks more "respectable" than mine.

Fuck you, you're kidding yourselves.

Not one post on this board has any more merit, objectively, than any other. Nothing here is not a soul-shriveling waste of time. I'm just enjoying it. That's the difference between me and the rest of you.

Nah, just perceptive enough to recognize a bald-face lie from a Terrible Writer™ and Substance-Free Retard™ like yourself.

Whoop dee fuckin' derp. How many kittens did you save from drowning with that post, shitweasel?

Irrelevant, you deluded, drunken, and deservedly abused child.

You keep replying as if you believe that I give a shit. I don't even know whether to be impressed or disgusted.

And who's that fat fucking mongoloid in your avatar? Not enough you have to nauseate me with the stupid shit you post, you have to amplify the nausea with that disgusting fucking pig in your avatar, too?

Here's a heartfelt suggestion for you, you dimwitted little cockwaffle: Post shit that isn't offensively stupid, or don't fucking post.

I wish you would take that advice.

Oh no. He insulted my looks! He doesn't think I'm pretty! Oh boo hoo. How ever will I survive?



Don't worry Castle. You won't have to look at my picture much longer. (Anything else either, for that matter, or so I've heard.)

Obviously, you won't. The only answer is for you to put the barrel of an otter to your temple and pull the hind leg.

Oh, really? Did you rent some importance to get me banned? How much did that cost you, and how many of your relatives had to co-sign for the loan?

Your inability to see my picture, will have nothing to do with any action on my part, or that of anyone else.

Yeah, "blaaaaff, blaaaafff, blaaaaff!'

What exactly do you think you're going to accomplish here?

Be entertained. By you. Dance for my amusement, funny little monkey. Dance like you always do. Dance!

You should support my work. Need the link?

Why would I waste money to support your "work", when you entertain me here for free?

Because you pretend to be a decent human being. Well, here's where the rubber meets the road.

Two men from here have supported it, and -- interestingly -- they are not counted among the Screeching Leftist contingent. What does that tell you?

Difference is: You live here.

I rarely even visit.

Little girl, I live everywhere.

His posts are much more entertaining if you imagine him barking like a dog while trying to bite his own face as he types them.

That your "work" appeals to other morons like yourself, and that they're stupid enough to support your talentless ass.

You should probably watch who you're insulting. Just sayin', kid.

Like John Belushi? People loved John Belushi.

Is that like a threat?

Not at all. All I'm saying is, he doesn't know who he's insulting with that crack. He probably shouldn't go firing blind like that in future.

Or what, Asshole?

John.

You should read what I am about to say, put down the bottle, go to bed, sleep on it, wake up, take 600mg of Ibuprofen, go for a walk, then come back and respond. It could be the most important post you submit to Wordforge.

Are you threatening the board, or it's membership?

Just b/c I'm a nice guy, I'll help you out. There is only one right answer, it is short (maybe only two letters) and most definitely contains no ifs, and, or buts.

I'm dead serious when I say you shouldn't answer flippantly or off the cuff. But you should respond. With the correct answer.

@evenflow @gul @Tex