Finally it happened near me

There are all these bullshit crazy religious right assholes doing bad things all across the country and I simply do not havbe the money or the time to go chasing them around. However, this week they came squirming out of their vile bile filled holes here in my town. You see a bunch of legal migrant workers got the cops called on them because they were speaking spanish while picking up some stuff at the local shopping center. The police came and gave them all a good shakedown despite the fact they were working legally helping the local farmers pick their crops for harvest. It is something the poor white trash around here would not lower themselves to do, especially since it might interfere with their disability money for having add or some shit like that. So I saw the report right up the road a day or so ago about this, and how the locals were calling in death threats and screaming obscenities and insults at them.

So I have portrayed myself as a master troll able to hit the sore spot and deflate any attack that comes at me or others. Surprise, those same workers were clearing a field just a half mile from my house today and I spotted their bus . So I got myself prepared to do the worst possible thing in the world. I went out and bought those men a bunch of bottled waters and a big old thank you card. I found their bus again and brought them some drinks and an apology from all the decent human beings in the world.

Oh, and I do not believe in jesus, but I wonder which side jesus would have been on if he were real. The Christian right does not hate atheists because they are immoral, they hate them because they are more christlike than the right could ever be. So fuck you ted cruz and john boehner. Screw you sarah palin and steve king. Shove it in your cramhole McCain and hucklebe. Drop Dead Orielly and Limbaugh. and would someone put a flame to hanniy's hair, that oil slick is just begging to be lit ablaze. Oh, and I am fucking doing it again tomorrow fuckbags.

Still TLDR

Right on.

Good work. Such actions tend to restore a little more faith in humanity than was there before.

It's really only a good story if the religio-fundie assholes find out about it. And even then, you need to work some kind of pay-off or lesson in to it.

Assuming this is not all bullshit, well done.

I am a troll, of course they will find out about it. It is what I do.

On top of that, get right up in their shit.
Go full fucking WF on 'em.

Good. Then there is hope for this story to become interesting.

I'm not clear on the religion angle from his story.

The story would have been more interesting if one of the saintly migrants had shivved Tererun and stolen his wallet.

He hates Christians and loves illegal aliens, and thinks that when you love someone you never say "no," plus emotion over logic?

Just as an aside, someone who repeatedly needs to remind people he's a troll isn't a particularly good troll. Think about it.

Is this Tererun some kind of refugee from John's bronie forum I've never visited?

He's a master troll. Very experienced. He's always reminding us.

Or maybe that's the troll he's going for.

No, I didn't know Tererun before he joined WF.

It kinda reads like the bible?

You'd probably feel better about your good deed if you kept it to yourself rather than advertising it to the world.

And he's played "survival paintball" for, like, a couple decades.

It's interesting that he expects to get banned from here. I'm not sure what his act is that would even raise an alarm.

He expects to get banned from here? I guess I've never read far enough into one of his posts to get to that.

That's the only conclusion I can come to since no Christians were involved in the incident described yet he felt the need to go on a rant against them and everything else for that matter. Lots of pent up anger there but that tends to be par for the course for many atheists.

What vile bile-filled hole did you crawl out of?

And foxboi, it's: "No matter where you go, there you are." lame.

Maybe I should wish for you to be tortured for trillions and trillions of years in a place filled with fire.
Oh, no, wait, that's a Christian invention.

Wish? I wish for you not to go to hell.

Yeah but it's a hell of a marketing strategy.

No no no, it's "Everywhere you go, the kids wanna rock."

Not buying it.
You Christians are way too passive-aggressive about it.

If you were hanging off a cliff hanging over a lava flow, I wouldn't be all "well...hope ya don't fall *Yawns, gets out nail file*".

So, either in your deepest subconscious, you're as atheist as I am, but terrified to admit it, or you're psychotic, or you're insanely lazy.

What an incredible pretentious gas bag.. well folks.. the famed "straw that broke the camels back".. Vaya Con Dios